Posted in Human Interest War Zone

LBJ’s Human Rights Lecture to Glossy News Readers

Hey, everybody! It’s yer best buddy Jumbo Johnson here! Everybody loves a bit of good old NON-GOVERNMENTAL Human Rights Organization shit, huh? That’s right, bitches! Time for one damn fine bit of unpatriotic pinko analysis of the notable patriotic human…

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Posted in Podcasts Religionism

4K Glossy News Podcast 010 (9-28-15)

In my latest 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of downright fascinating. Here are just a few of the topics: This is available in 4K/UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes…

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Posted in Politics Religionism World News

‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No, Says Republican Congressman

Dennis Ladel, a Republican congressman from central Arkansas, says Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’. The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church opposition on gay civil unions, contraception and…

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Posted in Politics World News

Section 28ers Suffer Backdoor Infiltration: ‘Trot Entryist’ Conspiracy

The gay-bashing sub-Bullington-Boys caucus, the UK’s hetero-supremacist Section 28 caucus, have found themselves in a sticky situation. But this time, it isn’t because a handful of London cabinet ministers and active participants in the scandalous London culture of sexual politics,…

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Posted in World News

A German Farmer Hears A Knock Upon His Door Early One Morning

A German farmer hears a knock upon his door early one morning. Upon opening it he is greeted by the sight of a bedraggled immigrant family outside with a number of children. They are wearing tattered and torn clothes native…

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Posted in Making Headlines The Rest

Coca-Cola Resurrects 1889 Advertising Campaign by Adding Coke

ATLANTA, GA – Every fan of Coca-Cola was jumping with joy on Friday morning as the beverage behemoth’s first round of new TV ads hit the airwaves featuring a new message intended to boost sales of its beverages, which have…

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Posted in Podcasts Technology

4K Glossy News Podcast 009 (9-21-15)

In my September 21st, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or…

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Posted in Sports Scandals Sportsfolk

Harry Redknapp’s Resounding Victory over Twitter Trolls

Former rugby legend Bucky Guinstella has begun his long march out of the sporting wilderness, and has embarked upon a new literary career as a Twitter troll. However, the joke seems to be on him, and he is not having much…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Serious Commentary

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 13

9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 13 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

A Deeper Look Is Needed – The Immigrant Problem

There is a failure in our modern media to take a deeper look at the roots of the problems that ours and other societies are facing in the world. At present a huge wave of immigrants are racing across the…

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Posted in Sports World News

Glossy News Soccer, um, Football Round-up (2/2)

Football Legend Self-styled, very much self-stylish, and scandalously glossy-cape-porting Caliph Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi has made thinking about football, dreaming about football, or otherwise being remotely aware of the historical existence of football, an unforgivable and inexcusable hate crime against The…

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Posted in Health Podcasts

4K Glossy News Podcast 008 (9-14-15)

In my September 14th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or…

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Posted in Sports World News

Glossy News Soccer, um, Football Round-up (1/2)

The new season has already started over here, so time to take a more politically-conscious eye at the footballing world.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Donald Trump Thanks Glossy News for Our Unwavering Support

I recently did my bit for Donald Trump on The Spoof. But I’m continuing to support him by reprinting my article here! You’ll see in a moment why I’m doing this 😉 Donald Trump has recently expressed his heartfelt gratitude…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Society

“Will you take $750 for that 2013 BMW?” – Helping my teenager buy her first car

Recently I helped our younger teenage daughter, Emmy, purchase her first car. She had no idea how much used cars cost. I think she was hoping to afford a slightly used Lexus. What she got instead was a lesson in…

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Posted in Crime Crooked Cops

Help your town. Become a criminal

If your city is like most others in this great country, it is no doubt struggling to pay its bills and balance its budget – unless your town is Beverly Hills, in which case you can stop reading now. No…

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Posted in Podcasts Technology

4K Glossy News Podcast 007 (9-7-15)

In my September 7th 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: A reminder this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Google Googled Google Just To Ogle The Googles About Google.

Barney Google googled Google just to ogle the googles about Gooble. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. There is a gargantuan glossary of googles about Googles. Gaggles of Google groupies google Google all the time.

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Posted in Human Interest Making Headlines Politics Religionism Society Top Stories

Same Sex Jail Romance Leads to Kentucky Clerk’s Change of Heart

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis, who refused to issue gay marriage licenses and was taken into federal custody for contempt of court, has posted bond and been released after having a change of heart in jail. After experiencing what she called…

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Internets Tubes

Windows 10 Introduces Wide Array of Exciting New System Errors

Microsoft is proud to introduce Windows 10, the latest version of our operating system for PCs and tablets. To help you get to know our new system better, here are answers to some questions you might have. Why is it…

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