Year: 2012
Oprah Commands Minions to Simultaneously Cycle
Social Media Diplomacy Threatens to Destabilize International Relations
Much of the conflict that resulted in the First World War was fostered in the various alliances that countries bound themselves to in the years leading up to the conflict. In the Information Age, a similar dynamic had predicated itself…
Israel Protects Palestinian Land from Use
Uri Gnorant of the Israeli Bureau of Land Redemption was eager to see me. “I’m glad you’re here,” he said. “You reporters talk about how little we do for Palestinians. This is a chance to set the record straight. When…
Obama Blames Last Year’s DC Earthquake on the Bush’s Fault Line
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The 6.1 earthquake that rattled the nation’s capitol last year had shock waves that were felt as far north as New England. No major damages were reported and injuries were confined to a few heart attacks…
9/12 Not Remembered
WASHINGTON – Almost eleven years on from the events of the day immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, millions of Americans will spend tomorrow utterly failing to remember 9/12 – a day which involved hourly repeats of the same, non-developing…
Striking Teachers Demand Smarter Students
Report: 58% of Unemployed Actively Failing to Look for Work
WASHINGTON D.C. – The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics has found that almost 60% of citizens registered as unemployed are nonetheless actively failing to seek out work. A study released on the department’s website indicates that approximately 15 million people…
Jessica Simpson Reveals Her $4 Million Weight Loss Plan
Former sexpot and singing sensation Jessica Simpson, who ballooned up to 170 pounds during her pregnancy, claims the $4 million offer by Weight Watchers has enabled her to shed her excess pounds. “They offered me millions to get back in…
Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about just how unlikeable Dick Cheney has become over the years. What was…
She’s Convicted of Selling Seashells By The Seashore
A woman who was suspected of selling seashells by the seashore has been arrested near the site of the scandal. It has been alleged that she was selling seashells by the seashore without a permit to sell seashells by the…