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Jason Velez - who has written 42 posts on GlossyNews.com.

I am a History grad, author, writer, satirist, cartoonist, stand up comic, and musician. Which all means the same thing, I'm broke. I'm not asking for money. All I'm asking for is a little attention I obviously didn't get as a child. Help a starving artist by critically judging my material. You should follow me, @velezerraptor, because you know you want to.