Month: September 2012
First Ever Taliban Fighter vs. F-16 Combat Footage Released
Kabul, Afghanistan (SatireWorld.com) An Air Force F-16 scrambled from allied forces Bagram Air Base today as American AWAC radar planes picked up a strange ‘bogey’ heading over the Kush mountain range from the Pakistan border areas. An Air Force F-16C…
Disney Closes Down the Public Domain
In its latest controversial move, the Walt Disney Company has recently acquired wordmarks on the names of several fairytale characters for literary and text based works, in addition to its wordmarks on the same names for all other purposes. A…
Hiker Laments He Has Never Found a Dead Body
63-year-old hiker and wilderness expert Jeffrey Somers confided today that he has never found a dead body along the hiking trails nor along the roadways despite keeping a sharp eye open at all times. “I always read about dead bodies…
Goldman Sachs to Make Money from Young Convicts
Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street investment firm that profited heavily from the world-wide collapse in subprime mortgage bonds, has announced that it will participate in a bold new experiment to apply the principles of greed and the profit motive to…
The War Against the Environment Has Yet to be Won
“We have to destroy the environment as quickly as we can.” These are the findings of the Movement for Environmental Sabotage and Subversion (MESS). The position of MESS is that the attempt to preserve and protect the environment and to…
Liberal Rock Stars Can Really Sing The Workingman’s Tax Blues
New Jersey(USA) – (SatireWorld.com) Imagine having millions of adoring fans who eagerly rush out and and buy your albums and pay heady prices for concert tickets, all in an effort to enrich your bank account to unimaginable balances. If you’re…
Post-season Baseball Starts, If Any One Even Cares
Somewhere- The baseball post season is starting despite weak attendance and poor ratings. Team owners and players insist people still care, even with the lack of attention. Some teams are playing in some places for the World Series. Recently, Major…
Republicans to Change Symbol from Elephant to Jesus Holding a Shotgun
Washington D.C. – In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party’s desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by an image…
Merciless Obama Still Threatening to Put More Americans Back to Work
WASHINGTON DC – President Obama has repeated his cruel and draconian threats to put more unemployed people back to work following next year’s election. During a controversial speech outside the White House Saturday, Mr Obama addressed the so-called “threat to…
London’s Olympics Opening Ceremony vs Beijing’s Olympics Opening Ceremony
I always had doubts that the British can beat the Chinese’s cosmetic perfection, individual discipline, 20,000 cast members, technological breakthroughs, and 5,000 years of history, culture, and philosophies.