Month: August 2012
Target Changes Employee Uniforms – Red Shirts No Longer Safe
After multiple deaths, Target has decided to make a change in the uniforms of it’s employees. This decision was made once the connection of the uniforms was made to Star Trek. It is well known that any crew wearing a…
Lunch Lady Bribes Bullies to Harass Her … Profit
Scandal visited peaceful Mayfield, Ohio this week with news Agnes Javits has been dismissed from Warner Oland Elementary School. With over forty years in cafeteria service, beloved ‘Miss A’ was easily the most recognized town resident, having served lunch to…
Who Gives a Wiki?
A recent poll has shown that over 95% of the world population neither knows nor cares about the site ‘wikileaks’ In research carried out by the ‘Blue Sky Black Heart’ think tank has shown that nobody really cares about the…
DSK Defense Laid Bare; The Wrath of Strauss-Kahn
According to lawyers for embattled Dominique Strauss-Kahn, it is now clear that “Nafi” Diallo was the accoster, not DSK himself, and that she was using the event to launch a “systematic campaign to deluge the media.” This view of events…
Re-electing Barack Obama is a Real Problem for Americans
Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com) – During the hot days of summer, and even hotter presidential race political statements, the foray of barbs, lies, slander and innuendo fly as thick as gnats on a sticky summer’s evening. Perhaps the funniest is the…
Fox News to Add Laugh Track
NEW YORK CITY, NY – The Fox News Network has announced plans to include a laughter track in its daily broadcasts in an effort to aid viewers, who have reportedly struggled to decipher between the show’s serious and humorous segments….
Leaked Diary from Obama’s Secret Girlfriend
“Obama was sexually warm, but emotionally cool, early girlfriend says” – headline from The Globe & Mail – May 3, 2012 Entries from the diary of Genevieve Cook reveal the details of Barack Obama’s first serious romantic relationship back in…
Obama Charged With NDAA Violation
Hillary Clinton has declined interviews, saying “We will seek our attorneys,” over breaking news that US assistance to Syrian rebels in order to oust the Assad government, could violate the NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act). Admittedly, the Obama administration is…
UK Says Battering Ram Unlikely In Assange Case
UK officials insist they are not considering a battering ram against the front door of the Ecuador Embassy in London, where Julian Assange’s asylum has recently been extended to the country of Ecuador itself. It’s important, UK officials say, to…
Biden to be Replaced on Democratic Ticket by Complete Unknown
Washington, D.C. – A top Obama aide called Bob van der Valk today to ask him to consider replacing Vice President Joe Biden, claims the author of the New York Times bestseller “The Amateur.” Efforts to reach the potential new…