Posted in Education

Tennessee School Board Asks: “Isn’t Fact just a Theory?”

Social unrest was spurred this week when the Tennessee politicians began to challenge the school board biology text book selection. Many conservative politicians believed that the book was very one sided and treated several theories as fact.

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Posted in Travel

Airports to Employ Eunuchs for Enhanced-Invasive Screening

New York – GlossyNews.com – According to informed sources the government has come up with an imaginative solution to the problem of invasive image scanning at airports. Many travelers, especially women, have complained about the fact that the new scanning…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Human Interest

Radical New Self-Help Book Has Readers Beating Themselves Up

A new self-help book by previously unknown psychiatrist and author, Dom N. Adeur, Ph.D. is quickly making its way up the NY Times Bestseller List. It’s OK to Smack Your Inner Child has been hailed by Dr. Adeur’s peers as…

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Posted in Environment Science

Scientists Discover Rare Pygmy Bigfoots

Vancouver, BC – GlossyNews.com – In what may finally put to rest the perennial “Does Bigfoot exist?” controversy, a team of Canadian scientists from Saskatchewan State College announced Tuesday that it has discovered a race of pygmy Bigfoots living deep…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Conference Attendee Changes Outfit Nine Times, Still Not Certain She’s “Dressy” Enough

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Posted in Politics

California Voters Call for Retroactive Impeachment of Schwarzenegger

Millions of California voters are jumping on the bandwagon calling for the impeachment of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in order to cut off his government pension they say is helping fund his multiple households. Mildred Commoner is a 36-year old…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Steve Tyler Of Aerosmith Has Published His Autobiography

Erstwhile rocker and latter day Idol judge replacement Stephen Tyler has announced that he will soon release an autobiography. It’s quite an accomplishment, considering he’s never read a book in his life, but critics have already begun to pan the…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip World News

Royal Fixation Escalates to Royal Obsession

23 million insomniac Americans watched the royal wedding of Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton. Seriously! Rousted out of bed at a ridiculous a.m. hour to witness the event, pale compared to, say, Donald Trump getting skewered by a Brahma…

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Posted in Society

State Sues for Intellectual Infringement in One Mississippi, Two Mississippi…

Jackson, MS- GlossyNews.com -Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi announced today that the State of Mississippi now claims all rights to the use of “Mississippi” between any number while counting out loud. In today’s press conference, the four-term governor said that…

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Posted in World News

Bin Laden’s Home Video “Bloopers” Found

Among the hoard of video footage found in Osama Bin Laden’s hideout were a number of out-takes and blooper tapes, it was revealed today. These tapes are a mixture of mistakes by Bin Laden himself while talking directly to camera…

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Posted in Religionism Serious Commentary

Crap, I Totally Blew Off the Day of Doom

Well, I had every good intention of giving the End of the World* my undivided attention. Unfortunately, I had several things on my to do list that took precedence and, before I knew it, the day was upon me. Looked…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip World News

Wills and Kate® (Patent Pending)

LONDON (AP) — GlossyNews.com – Wills and Kate®, a royal pair if ever there was one, is the official copyrighted name of the British Royal Family’s new world tour idea. Set to run through 2011, the tour will begin in…

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Posted in Politics

Vermont Passes Immigration Law Aimed at Know-it-All Writers

Montpelier, VERMONT—Governor Peter Shumlin signed into law yesterday an Arizona-style bill to stop the immigration of know-it-all writers who are overcrowding the state’s MFA programs and forcing the state to create even more jobs that the writers are sure to…

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Posted in Health

Plastic Surgeon Fixes Wrong Nose

Tulsa, OK – GlossyNews.com – In one of the more bizarre cases of alleged medical malpractice in recent years, plastic surgeon Rolando Alverez performed a complete surgical rhinoplasty (nose job) on the wrong patient at St.Sebastian’s Hospital in Tulsa OK…

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Posted in Religionism War Zone

Pentagon Study Finds Atheist in Foxhole

Deputy Secretary of Defense Scott Turlock spoke from the Pentagon this week to announce news that portends even more paradigm challenges for the United States military forces. “Well we don’t know how he got there either. Our plate’s pretty full…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Penguins Confused About Why Humans Think They’re Adorable

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Posted in World News

Campaigning underway in Al Qaeda leadership race

ISLAMABAD – [Glossy News] – The recent demise of Osama Bin Laden has left a vacuum at the heart of Al Qaeda, the world’s foremost terrorist organization. There is no shortage of ambitious would-be Public Enemy Number One’s to fill…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Trump Ends Presidential Bid Due to Medical Condition

Donald Trump announced today that he won’t be seeking the GOP nomination for President in 2012. While many speculated it was because he realized that he would have a hard time securing that nomination, even if he bought it, the…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Science and Religion cannot Coexist Together

It is quite useless and senseless to ask these questions or hope for an definite answer since all of those who came before us for thousands of years were not able answer them. And also there are no “Real” answers to the value-laden questions that ever eludes our understanding and ever escapes our grasps.

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Posted in Making Headlines

Woman Admits She Wants What She Cannot Have

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