Month: November 2010
Brazil to Place 42-foot Mitre Atop Christ the Redeemer Statue
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Glossy News) – News of the new Christ the King statue being erected in Swiebodzin, Poland that will be the tallest Christ statue in the world has Brazilians a bit ticked off. Brazil’s Christ the Redeemer…
Tennessee’s Jackass Race Still Too Close to Call
Insiders have always watched Tennessee elections closely. The reasons for this scrutiny are varied. Partly, it’s the famous axiom ‘As Tennessee goes, so goes Kentucky usually.’ More than that though, the Volunteer state has always provided America with a cornucopia…
Recession Success of Walmart, McDonalds Proves God “Kind of a Jerk”
As a sign of His contempt for mankind and its ways, God has played the biggest practical joke of all time by allowing the worst exploiters of the economy and the human work force to be the only ones making…
Al Gore’s Zero-Carbon Auto Arrives in US; Pre-Sales Brisk
Detroit, MI – GlossyNews.com – Ex-Vice President, internet wizard, and noted global climate expert, Al Gore, has unveiled a unique total-green automobile offering that could change the way Americans drive. In collaboration with Tata Motors of India, Gore has invented…
Despite Strong Support, Prop 19 Fails Due to Inaction, Dude
LOS ANGELES, CA – GlossyNews.com – Supporters of Proposition 19, which would have legalized, taxed and regulated the sale and use of marijuana in California, promised more action in future elections after suffering a defeat on either Tuesday or Wednesday…
Relationship Guru: Never Argue w/ Wife, Just Dicker a Bit
Sol Morgenstern has been a famous marriage counselor for almost 30 years. In that time he’s helped thousands of troubled couples get a real handle on their relationships no matter how troubled the situation or how stressful everyday life can…
Juan Williams vs Byron Williams – A Real Snapshot of Media Bias
Lets call this the case of two Williams. It is a case study in the state of the journalism system in this country. Everyone has heard of the case of Juan Williams getting fired by NPR over some lukewarm comments…
American Socialism Prevails: Olbermann Resumes Propaganda Tuesday
Known socialist and sanctioned MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann has been handed his greatest defeat in decades; a week at home with his family… without pay!
Orange Man Boehner Delights Chinese Business Leaders, Disappoints Constituents
DAYTON, Ohio (Glossy News) –The Chinese, often characterized as “the yellow race,” have found a new friend in a man whose face color reminds them of their grandfathers when angered — orange. There is an old saying in China that…
Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists
IMPORTANT – IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF “CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA”, THEN DO NOT READ THIS… Comrades! The situation is dire! Our plans lay fast in rubble before us!…