Woman Strikes Back! A Modest Proposal on How to Respond to Kavanaugh, et. al

by Karene Horst

That’s it.  I’ve had it.  I’m going on strike.

Let me clarify. I’m going on a sex strike. That’s right. I’m not having sex with men anymore. You guys asked for it; this is your punishment for supporting the patriarchal bullshit that has left us with an “alleged”* rapist in the Oval Office, an “alleged” wannabe rapist on the US Supreme Court, and countless mysoginists and assholes in Congress and boardrooms across this country. I’m done with you. Read more Woman Strikes Back! A Modest Proposal on How to Respond to Kavanaugh, et. al

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Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!


So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’

‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’ Read more Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!

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Uglies on the Outskirts Scheme to Lure Beauties away from Big Cities

Dateline: TORONTO—A team of physically unappealing people based in the outskirts of large cities across North America has hatched a plot to lure the beautiful and handsome elites away from their lairs at the heart of the downtown areas.

Team Quasimodo’s leader, Quasimodo Sanchez, a misshapen short man with wildly asymmetric facial features, staged a press conference to explain his intentions, but offered only the cryptic remark, “We found out about their crystals. Soon the crystals will be ours and the beauties with long legs and shapely breasts will have to journey across the wrong side of the tracks so we can spy on their hotness more often.”
Read more Uglies on the Outskirts Scheme to Lure Beauties away from Big Cities

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