Trump Administration Nutrition Lobbyists: “McDonalds Junk Food” is FAKE NEWS!

The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting against an insidious CNN / mainstream media CONSPIRACY against selfless, altruistic, patriotic restaurant companies.

The three officials in question, representing KFC, McDonalds and Massachusetts Meth Burger, have pointed out that the plague of fake news doesn’t only extend to unjust and ungrounded character attacks against the best President ever, but also represents a ton of malicious bad faith attacks against the various kinds of nutritious food we have all come to know and love so well.

Choice cuts include the following:

FAKE NEWS CONSPIRACY

Have you noticed nobody was even TALKING about the supposed ‘bad health effects’ of McDonalds until the mainstream liberal media started moralizing about it? Well, isn’t that convenient… It’s almost as though these imaginary ‘health risks’ were all just standard issue made-up FAKE NEWS nonsense that the MSM have deliberately concocted in order to make Donald Trump and his close associates look bad! I mean, it would be the first time, would it!

Trump deftly adds:

People are saying stuff!

MASSAGING THE STATS

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WTF?! Top 5 Brexit Conspiracy Theories: Which One Did YOU Fall For?! Click & Share!

What Brexit is, and What it Isn’t!

Don’t be fooled by Project Fear.

They are all pillars of the mainstream CENTRIST establishment. Brexit, or if you will, REAL Brexit, the one so many, many, untold millions have had in mind for really quite a very long time indeed, is NOT:

1. A Right-Wing Plot.

There are plenty of counter-examples to conspiracy theory #1. You may like Jeremy Corbyn, George Galloway, Neil Clark and so many, many others; you may not. Either way, the evidence is clear: Brexit is only sectarian if you want to MAKE it sectarian.

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Fox News Host Carlson Accuses Meteorologist of Political Bias

Washington, DC- Conservative political commentator Tucker Carlson surprised viewers when he leveled accusations of political bias against Fox News Senior Meteorologist and weekend cohost of Fox and Friends, Rick Reichmuth, during a segment on Tucker Carlson Tonight, last Wednesday night.

For the last segment of the broadcast, Carlson brought in Reichmuth to discuss the effects of Hurricane Willa, which made landfall on the west coast of Mexico, late Tuesday evening. For the first half of the segment, the two hosts appeared amicable as they discussed “the global warming hoax,” accusing both liberal groups and scientists of having a conflict of interest when it came to environmental issues.

“Obviously these people have a vested interest in climate change,” a furious Carlson told his viewers.

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Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism.

Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:

Mr Dear Leader, our secret, secret, utterly non-non-non-non-non-non-existent confidential source from the intelligence community says that Communism has somehow managed to (perhaps perfectly unwittingly and inadvertently) end the lives of millions of innocent people. Do you have a comment for us on this important issue!

All of a sudden, lil Kim began to scream: Read more Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

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Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!

London car mechanic Brian Love was so smitten over a lady he spotted standing in a Harrods shop window, he lost his mind.

The warm, chubby, hearty 53 year old greaser Love told Glossy News: Read more Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!

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Starving Artists call the Internet a Vast Communist Conspiracy

Millions of underemployed or out-of-work citizens of Canada, Europe, and the United States took to the streets to protest the internet as a vast communist conspiracy.

Moreover, many Westerners are flocking to China, praising its pervasive censorship of the internet as instrumental to that country’s economic boom. Read more Starving Artists call the Internet a Vast Communist Conspiracy

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