Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)

Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic conspiracy theory.

TAPPER: Mr Trump, do you actually believe the Jews control Israel?

TRUMP: Now we all think the official story is true. Israel has a government, they’re free, they’re independent, Israel first, yada yada yada. But the real source of power in Israel is not

The government!

The…

Liberal media…

Are trying to keep the real truth from coming out. You know, nobody is supposed to admit that the Jews control Israel.

TAPPER: Seriously? Are you sure? I mean, why haven’t we heard this one before?

TRUMP: This is the one…

Single…

Unsayable thing, about that country. You can say whatever you like, criticize the government, criticize the liberal media, criticize the army, the police, whatever!

But the…

One…

Thing…

You can’t do…

Is to talk about who is really in charge.

TAPPER: This kind of sounds odd. Sounds to me like a conspiracy theory! Is there actually any evidence that this is true?

TRUMP: The Jews! Incredible. The Jews control Israel. Unbelievable. Believe me, this is yuuuge.

JAKE TAPPER: OK, I’m buying it. But what about some of our more sceptical viewers out there? What’s your message for them?

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It gets worse. In five minutes, you will get part two of this nasty story.

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