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How Does Casino Design Affect Success?
First impressions count for a lot. The biggest retail brands spend millions each year just to make sure the front of their stores, and the layout behind them, is geared towards impressing and often amazing customers. To give an idea…
The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to…
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far
Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings
Fake News or Funny News? You Decide! Tabloid Nonsense Round-Up
Millions of ISIS Teenagers Wiped Out After Online ‘Rat Poison Challenge’
Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development
Dutch engineering company Bleegmaart unt Flargbleers LLC have raised $300 billion already in ther hopes to reclaim “the better bulk” of Lake Ontario, for mixed use apartments, retail and light industrial purposes…
Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug
GUEST POST FROM ARTHUR JAMES… HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS EPIC RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE “PRAVDA?”
The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot
Down in the green fields of Islington A couple of leagues from old Goldsmith’s There once were a tinker named Toynbee And now this were the song what he tink’d with
How YOU TOO Can Help Glossy News Grow (As We Prepare to Finally Roll Out Our Rewards and Incentives Program!)
Wow! Quite a lot of stuff under the ‘Editorials and Announcements’ user name in the past month or so. The Glossy News home page keeps a running tally of how many articles each account has published in the past 30…
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Unveils New “Talk To the Hand” Rapid-Response System
Trump and White House apologist Sarah Huckabee-Sanders has gone from eager apologist to wholly soulless sack of human garbage in less time than a newfound junkie has, but today she’s taken it to a new level. “Talk to the hand!”…
North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un…