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Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment with Nintendo Wii Stations
Chicago, Ill – GlossyNews.com – Chicago’s George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen…
White House Celebrates as US Reaches 100% Unemployment Milestone
Washington, DC – 52 year old Robert Freed was blind-sided today when he walked into work and found a pink slip taped to his locker. After 23 years as an assemblyman at the GM truck plant in Dearborn Michigan, he…
Lady Gaga’s Urinal Collection Raising Eyebrows
NEW YORK, NY – There are collectors and then there are collectors — those who transcend the bounds of baubles and nostalgia to dabble in the truly unusual. Some people are content to save stamps or coins. Others express their…
WalMart To Stock Nobel Peace Prize In Stores For Christmas
Benton, AR – (Glossy News) WalMart retailers across the US are all set to stock The Nobel Peace Prize on their store shelves in time for the Christmas buying season. Officials claim there will be plenty to go around and…
DIY Assault Rifle Goes on Sale, Despite ACLU Support
BMB Industries has introduced the new Black Momba Assault Rifle Kit claiming, ‘it can be assembled right in the peace and comfort of your own home using simple, everyday tools.’ The Black Momba kit, model M-160-B assault rifle, will be…
Michelle Begs Barack ‘No More Teleprompter at Dinner Table’
Things were a little tense last week when President and first-father, Barack Obama, sat down at the family dinner table and appeared to be somewhat speechless. This was the first family dinner since Michelle laid down the law and told…
Cheney, Inspired By “Iron Man”, Reinvents As Superhero (or Villian, Depending)
Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics ‘Iron Man’ movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United…
Tennessee’s Jackass Race Still Too Close to Call
Insiders have always watched Tennessee elections closely. The reasons for this scrutiny are varied. Partly, it’s the famous axiom ‘As Tennessee goes, so goes Kentucky usually.’ More than that though, the Volunteer state has always provided America with a cornucopia…
Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists
IMPORTANT – IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF “CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA”, THEN DO NOT READ THIS… Comrades! The situation is dire! Our plans lay fast in rubble before us!…
Unproduced Film Hailed as Chris Nolan’s Biggest Hit Yet
LOS ANGELES, California – After acheiving Blockbuster success with his film “Inception,” writer/director Christopher Nolan has done it again. Critics and fans are already hailing his new film as the greatest ever made. It has already made many critics favorites…