DIY Assault Rifle Goes on Sale, Despite ACLU Support

BMB Industries has introduced the new Black Momba Assault Rifle Kit claiming, ‘it can be assembled right in the peace and comfort of your own home using simple, everyday tools.’

The Black Momba kit, model M-160-B assault rifle, will be released for sale via online retailers tomorrow and will fill the needs of descriminating first-time gun owners in time for Christmas.

The M-160 model will include two 1,500 round magazines in the hard hitting caliber .375 H&H magnum. The rifle will include green laser sights and target body heat sensors.

The 160 series incorporates radar, sonar, ESP, internet capability, a built in iPod, a quick-change rotary 7 bayonet holder. BMB is offering it in a choice of three custom colors, a bi-pod, or straight pod (your choice!) or an optional vibrating pod for the Mrs.

Boris Clambelmyer, director of sales, mentioned its other unique features, “It can be worn in a shoulder holster and cannot be spotted on airport x-ray equipment. We have made the trigger easier so youngsters can use it and have included our normally optional, but now standard thermonuclear grenade launcher.”

He added, “The first 100 orders will include an official poster of Barack Obama wearing an Elmer Fudd hunting outfit, along with VP Joe Biden posing as Bwanna Jim, an African guide.”

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