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Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him…
KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About
Previous version published on The Spoof, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes….
Netan-YAHOO’s Speaks Before The American Congress
The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President…
Chamberlain’s Army (Parody of “Oliver’s Army”)
Disclaimer: I have tried to write an alternative to Elvis Costello’s “Oliver’s Army,” under parody and fair use, as a tribute to Costello’s song. As someone from Northern Ireland, my reading of the original song is that in in times…
You Heard it Here First: Clinton Finally Admits Lying
In a gently-conducted interview (surprisingly gentle!) on his home turf of MSNBC, Bill Clinton has actually admitted telling a lie. Huh? Ya what? Yes, this is pretty much unprecedented in American history. See the following astonishing words from Clinton: I…
NAACP officially changes name
Baltimore, MD. — In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA. The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday,…
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (1/2)
The Objective Media (!) has been slandering Wallace Runnymede for his Miliband/Labour-Leak article “bias.” What a dazzling array of Neo-New-Labour candidates…
Sarah Palin’s On-Air Stroke Fact Checked (Part Two) – Video
Sarah Palin may still be a cash-worthy draw for the red meat crowd anxious for nothing more than talking points. Well, in her case, barking points. I’m not saying she’s barking because she’s a bitch. No, that would be a…
John McCain Wants My Money, Assumes I’m (Fiscally?) Retarded
Oh Johnny Mac, you were once a man of principle. Now you’re not even a man of interest. With a subject line of “Get out of here, you low-life scum”. Oh this, promises to be great. What follows from there…
Fact-Checking Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible Speech
Sarah Palin was invited to spew a lahar of molten cuckoo at the Iowa Freedom Summit, proudly sponsored by Citizens United. She did not fail to fail to impress. I took it upon myself to fact-check her statements, and there…