Bigwigs Hit by Wickedpedia Attacks
Did David Cameron’s father buy him the Conservative Party? No, he only bought him a 51% majority share. Has Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg slept with 3,000 women? Absolutely not – it’s more like 2,350 women, 522 men, and a…
MySpace Facebook Merger? Like. MyFace. Dude.
DownUnder, Australia —This just-leaked domain name logo is the result of a recent unannounced, very, very secret almost-for-sure merger between FaceBook and MySpace and it’s going to be called Like.MyFace. The use of the word ‘like’ in the domain name…
Dodgy Deviant Gets Ceo Position, As Expected
The New Labour government’s childcare watchdog Ofsted has been heavily criticised by every bugger and their dog after appointing a dodgy deviant official – once embroiled in a notorious paedophile scandal – to a senior post in the organisation. The…
Israeli War Criminals – the New Nazis?
Israel’s Chief Minister for Genocidal Activities and former head honcho of the IDF’s ‘Brutal Thug’ Brigade – General Moshe ‘Boogie’ Slimeberg – canceled a recent visit to the UK due fears he would be summarily arrested on war crimes charges,…
NPR switches to All Pledge Drive Format
Following a highly successful, some might even say “profitable”, pledge drive week, National Public Radio has committed to an “all pledge drive” format to rival their for-profit counterparts. The amount of money the earned during the week was apparently “half…
Ask Hank: My Lousy Husband
Dear Hank, I’m a happily married 48 year old woman with a wonderful husband and five great kids. But something’s bothering me. For the last six months my husband has been coming home late several nights a week with liquor…
UN Official Fired – For Telling Truth
The top UN official recently fired from his post for the unforgivable crime of telling the truth and criticising Afghanistan’s presidential election has publicly castigated the entire UN mission in the country. Peter Galbraith informed the Neo-Colonial Gazette the $300…
Obama So Good at Failing Wars, Wins Nobel Peace Prize
President Barack Obama looks to be in a bit of a pickle – regardless of being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being top dog of the world’s most belligerent nation – next to Israel. If he doesn’t sanction the…
Trigger Happy Cops Off Scot-Free on “My Bad” Defense
The UK’s Independent Police Complaints Commission today publicly announced its disgraceful and scandalous decision not to censure or prosecute the shit-for-brains gun-toting plods who couldn’t tell the difference between a fanatical Ethiopian suicide bombing Jihadi terrorist and a happy-go-lucky Latino…
Blue M&Ms Set for Medical Trials
Rochester Medical Center, New York —An announcement today by the spokesperson of the Rochester Medical Center in New York confirmed that the Mars Candy Company will stage an historic three-year long medical trial with their blue M&Ms candy.