Obama Will Leave Obama Administration Next Year
PINES RETREAT, Illinois(GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with norbert b. snortwhistle. In the latest high profile defection from the Obama administration, President Obama announced he will leave the administration early next year to return to community organizing and perhaps…
Wealthiest Americans Expected to Seek Asylum with Lakota Nation
Three years ago a delegation of four Oglala Sioux Tribe members took their Declaration of Sovereignty to Washington, D.C. declaring themselves a separate nation. While the declaration has not been formally accepted by the United States State Department, the newly…
Ex-nazi on Trial Regrets He Didn’t Do Enough
Former Ukranian concentration camp guard John Demjanjuk’s trial began today for the murders committed when he served as a Nazi camp guard in German occupied Russia. Earning the title ‘Ivan the Terrible’ for his frequent use of torture, indiscriminate terror…
LiberTea Federalist Activists Launch the “Its All About Me” Party
A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the “Its All About Me Party” and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of…
Tim Minchen Funniest Thing out of Australia Since Boxing Kangaroos
Not to impune the comedic gold that is the phenomena of the impractical uselessness of the boomerang, nor the clever brilliance of Clarke & Dawe, but Tim Minchin (Wikipedia or TimMinchin.com) is as funny as anyone you’ll see, as musically…
Comedy Central Pseudo News Anchor and Pundit Confirm DC Rally
On September 16th, Jon Stewart officially announced the Million Moderate March, a “Rally to Restore Sanity”. The event will coincide with Stephen Colbert’s “Stephen Colbert – March to Keep Fear Alive!” rally. This means the passionate, coordinated campaigns of Reddit…
Ahmadinejad: ‘Concentration Camps Merely Weight Loss Centers For Rich Jews’
Tehran, Iran Iran’s president offered his candid remarks in a televised address to Iran’s Righteous Council that he was proud to stoke international outrage with his latest remarks denying the Holocaust ever existed, and was mostly a fabricated lie. The…
Everyone in Office Takes Vacation Day on Gay Guy’s Birthday
When Morey Leonard arrived at work today, riding high because for once during the year everyone in the office will be nice to him, he found nearly everyone had taken the day off. This seemed strange because just a few…
CDC Warns of New Fall Flu Strain Related to Elephants
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Glossy News) – The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta (CDC) have come out with warnings this week of a new strain of flu that is already showing signs of being a real problem this coming fall…
Obama’s Corndog Fiasco Equals Woe for Midwest Democrats
Hogs Butte, IA (GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with Norbert B. Snortwhistle. In a giant miscue that could cost Democrats even more Congressional seats this November, President Obama revealed he is “no big fan” of corn dogs, a favored…