AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans
Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!
Karmatic Alternatives To Impeachment For You-Know-Who
Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the Russian wolves in not letting them have the military aid that was promised them when they needed it:
REPUBLICANS: Trump Does NOT Care About Abortion. PERIOD!
Wake up, Republicans and religious people. Don’t take things at face value. This is bait: you are being bribed.
Trumpisms 4.0: Have We Had Enough Yet?!
93 When Melania gave Donnie a book for Christmas, He put it in the oven. He explained, “I cook all my books.”
Why on Earth Are People Still Going to Casinos?
We are entering the year 2020. The future is here! There are electric cars and virtual reality and a reality TV star is President of the United States.
Forget Doctors. I’m Getting Tested at Home!
Forget doctors. I’m getting tested at home No one likes a trip to the doctor’s office. They are scary and weird and, worst of all, they smell like doctor’s offices. Luckily, there is now a way you can take the…
OUTRAGE! WEIRDO Bill Barr Claims ‘America No Longer Part of Free World!’
Attorney General William Barr, after a recent fiery speech about the traditional natural law tradition vs recent human rights perspectives, has further shocked his detractors by committing the supreme blasphemy: denying America is the greatest country of the Free World,…
EXCLUSIVE SPOILER! The Ending of the Final Star Wars Movie
JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA,…
Is CBD Oil the New Cocaine?
CBD. Those three little letters that everyone is talking about today. Maybe you know all about this hipster wonder sauce. Maybe you have barely heard of it. Either way, what you are probably thinking is, “this stuff sounds wild! Is…
Why Does Beyoncé Hate Blind People?
There is (almost) no one in the world who hates Beyoncé. She is an Independent Woman, an incredibly talented queen, married to hip hop royalty, and pumps out hits like other people brush their teeth. One other great thing about…