Las vegas casino
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5 Reasons Why You Should Ditch Work and Go to Vegas

Let’s be honest. If you are reading this, you probably do not need to have 5 reasons explained to you as to why you should ditch work and go to Vegas. If you are reading this, you probably already have…

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2020
Posted in Politics World News

Thoughts For The New Year

Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars and cows are contributing to global warming, why don’t we just cut the problem in half and ride cows to work?

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Obituary
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Celebrity Gossip

Obituary: Wallace Runnymede (Jonathan Ferguson) Glossy News Editor, 1983-2019

“Dr” Jonathan Ferguson, 1983-2019, was a self-styled ‘renowned intellectual’ and ‘charismatic edgelord’ who falsely claimed to hold 5 PhDs (or 3, or 2, depending on the version you hear), including one from a prominent Polish diploma mill that was so…

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2020
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Articles of the Year: Which Satire Stories Got the Most Clicks????

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Cash
Posted in Biz News

What Exactly are Payday Loans Ontario No Credit Check

Payday Loans Ontario no Credit Check are cash loans that should be paid by the next payday. The lender does not take a look at the credit score. These loans are given in cash and can be used for any…

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Income savings
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Payday Loans in Ontario

Sometimes when things get rough it may seem like a struggle to pay off all of your bills. This becomes even more difficult when you are living paycheck to paycheck and you have to pay your bills before you get…

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Posted in Politics

Exclusive! Hacked Email Reveals Origins of Trump’s Tweets

Glossy News has exclusively obtained a confidential email sent by White House intern ……………… to his mother, which discloses the genesis of the President’s insults

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Wealth
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Payday Loans in Kitchener

Payday Loans in Kitchener You never know when a financial emergency will arise. A sudden expense can cripple a household budget. If a car breaks down or a water pipe bursts, there is no time to wait for your next…

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Posted in Politics

Church of Scientology Offer Asylum to (Former) President Trump

Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity with fellow deranged plutocrat Donald J. Trump, and offered him refuge from political persecution.

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Jail
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Thought Criminals are Taking Over Amazon…

FREEDOM OF THOUGHT IS NOT FREEDOM TO THINK INCORRECT THOUGHTS! And yet…

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