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King William (Clinton) the 1st, of America
Washington, D.C. – July 4, 2040 – The National Mall is jammed with hundreds of thousands of spectators waiting expectantly for William Jefferson Clinton, Jr. to appear. The 25-year-old son of former President Chelsea Clinton will soon be crowned William…
Hillary is Not Bad at Basketball… Period. But She WILL be President!
Rachel Maddow of the left-leaning news network MSNBC has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript:
Former First Lady Hilary Clinton Admits She and Bill Were Homeless After the White House
In a shocking revelation, former First Ladt Hilary Clinton admits she and her husband were ‘homeless’ after leaving the White House. “We were trying to squeak by on Bill’s pension while trying to pay for Chelsea’s education and we just…
Ultrasound Shows Chelsea Clinton’s Unborn Child is a Conservative
(Great Falls, VA.) – To the horror of the entire Clinton clan, ultrasound results have proven that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant with a conservative child. The family was overjoyed at the initial news of the pregnancy but, upon learning of…
Bill Clinton: Rather Switch than Fight
NEW YORK–Bill Clinton rocked the political world today by announcing his change in party affiliation from Democrat to Independent. Meet the Press moderator David Gregory asked Mr. Clinton to explain his decision. “Could’ve been worse,” Clinton responded. “Could’ve switched to…
Michele Bachman, Unaware of Y2k, Attacks Bill Clinton
CROOKSTON, Minnesota (GlossyNews) — The Republican Party, frequently criticized for being behind the times and completely devoid of new ideas, has taken yet another strategy from Newt Gingrich’s 1994 GOP Playbook. Michele Bachmann, one of the most prominent she-publican fundraisers,…
Clinton: North Korea Needs Good Spanking
Phuket, Thailand – Hillary Clinton angrily announced yesterday from Phuket (pronounced “fuh-ket” or alternatively “Phuket”), that she’s had it with North Koreans, likening them to little children demanding attention.
Hillary: Gore Threatened Me with Endorsement
In an interview with Salon Magazine, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton charged that in May of 2008, former Vice President Al Gore threatened to support her for President, over her objections.
Hillary Trashes Bill on “Oprah”
Chicago – In a widely anticipated appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered her sympathy to Jenny Sanford, the wife of admitted adulterer, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. To the audience’s surprise, Mrs. Clinton then…
OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers
Semper Fi! A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct reflection of leadership at Camp…