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Funny Songs About the News Media
Some news media is hilariously bad. However, humourists themselves have often turned to writing humorous songs about the media; or in the case of the first two songs here, actually satirising the media in a very savage way.
News Channel Treats Politics as Theater
Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty.
Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake news sources like CNN, The…
Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp
Major media personalities strive to retain their credibility after being forced to appear naked on television by our alien overlord Tromp. Tromp, the mastermind of the invasion from Pluto, created mass panic when he landed in the United States in…
Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her
A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)
As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion. So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to. Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1: Goering…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)
The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk. Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles. But…
Donald Trump Thanks Glossy News for Our Unwavering Support
I recently did my bit for Donald Trump on The Spoof. But I’m continuing to support him by reprinting my article here! You’ll see in a moment why I’m doing this 😉 Donald Trump has recently expressed his heartfelt gratitude…
Busted: GlossyNews.com Faked Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack to Cash In on Expanded Readership
“Absolutely despicable!” stated loyal Glossy fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. “I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!” After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie…