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Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)
Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song. Commies Gonna Hang Looked out…
Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well
European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership…
Glastonbury Hosts Diversity ‘Jihad Rock’ Festival
Music festivals in the UK are not normally considered as being at the forefront of radical social activism. The days of Woodstock and anti-Vietnam protests being long gone, you’re more likely to see 21 century festival schmucks fighting over the…
Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses
ISIS and dodgy landlords. One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire. The other…
Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union
Why do the pure evil bought-and-paid bourgeois MSM only give negative coverage about the Soviet Union? Communism is not monolithic. You’re all essentialists! Anyone who was a true Marxist wouldn’t hurt innocent people. You never get to hear any positive…
Poetry About, and Poetry By
Tomorrow, we’ve got a great treat for you! Stalwart Glossy News contributor rfreed has some Sarah Palin poems. Have you ever thought about writing in the persona of someone else? For satire, it’s one thing to write poems about someone….
Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen
Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is appalled at the recent EU referendum decision in the UK; as well as his failed attempts to prevent Corbyn becoming, and indeed remaining, Labour leader. A rather flustered press conference has given him…
Outrage: ISIS/ISIL/IS/Daesh Tabloid Rag Incensed by ‘Insulting’ Offer from ‘Greasy’ Tony Blair Faith Foundation ‘Charity’
• Blair’s chaplain confirms that former PM is ‘deeply wounded, not literally of course’ by the Islamist SNUB • Dafiq editorial staff refuse to comment Edgy ISIS/Daesh hipster black-top Dafiq has been hitting the headlines (and not just their own,…
Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies
Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET! Ah…
MRA Becomes Militant Dawah Activist
This is a new, previously unseen story, which I am publishing here in order to celebrate the release of The Great Flâneur Massacre. The latter satirical novella is being re-released on Amazon as part of The Great Flaneur Narrative on May 31! *** Rob…