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GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!
ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…
NOOOOOO! World’s Philanthropists Mourn Death of Orange Kool Aid Lunatic!😢😢😢😢
After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drinks company is finally getting rid of their universally beloved mascot. There is one drink, and one drink only, that offers such…
ISIS SNOWFLAKES ❄️❄️❄️ NO-PLATFORM Mark Zuckerberg & Facebook!!!!!
ISIS 2.0, better than you’ve ever tasted before, recently got a boost from some prominent pre-millennial evangelical apocalypse watchers. But despite these ringing endorsements from America’s top theological enterpreneurs, the self-proclaimed Union of Jihadist Soviet Republics has now faced its…
The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a Black Book of Autism? (LONG READ… ENJOY!)
Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…
Random Thoughts (XI): PC, Peoplekind and Professional Lunatics
1. Magic Horses, Mehdi and Dawkins. If I wanted magic horses I would fucking read C S Lewis! At least he admitted Fledge was something he made up.
Oh, So You Really Care Now, Do You?
“But at least they really care!” is not an argument. Hitler cared.
Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex
Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity! There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’
Frank Turner “Prufrock” Parody: This Guitar Slays Left AND Right Wing Fascists
Liberty is winning You’re a winner OR a loser
When Good Gods Go Bad? Hitch was Right About the Dalai Lama
The Hollywood Lama (not to be confused with his fellow idealistic cleric and theocratic wackjob, the recently deceased Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State) is a plastic bonze; with a heart for the Dharma, and a stomach for…