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Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)

Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)

Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song.

Commies Gonna Hang

Looked out over Moscow

And my heart skipped a beat

The Counter-Revolution runs like a bitch in heat

You’re gonna hang

Oh Commie boys, you know you’re gonna hang

 

With a liberty free like a big wide noose

And Commies oh you know you’re gonna hang!

 

Do you see the Korean Gulags

How they foam and run with blood

The screams of Kimmie’s princelings flood across the mud

You’re gonna hang

Oh Commie boys, you know you’re gonna hang

 

With liberty free as a wide blue sky

Oh Commie boys, you know you’re gonna hang

 

Now Antifa have bleeding skulls from Based Stick Man.

Their blood mingles with the bleeding of the Alt-Right Taliban

You’re both gonna hang

Oh fash ‘n’ antifa, you know you’re gonna hang

 

We trample the hammer and sickle and your eagle too

Cos see you twin plagues, you know you’re gonna hang

 

The ISIS Caliph frowns as he sits and quakes

Even the black tower of Raqqah soon will freely shake

You’re gonna hang

Oh chopper boys you know you’re gonna hang

 

With liberty fresh as a clean smooth Dick

Oh chopper boys, you know you’re gonna hang

 

Hillary murmurs and mutters as she casts her spells

McCain pimpin’ selfies with them evil hounds of hell

You’re gonna hang

Oh neocons you know you’re gonna hang

 

With liberty’s roar and a war crimes tribunal

Oh neocons, you know you’re gonna hang!

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(No reply from Billy and Woodie as of yet…)


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