The Serious Semi-History of a Semi-Viral Video
Last night I signed a contract for what may be considered a viral video. Might be the next big thing, who knows. The road to get here was long and strange, though 99% of it happened in the last day,…
Scoop: Glossy News Gets Script from New Disney Star Wars Movie
Forget the stingy, 88-minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- we copped the script from the new Star…
Smart Woman Proves Guessing the Beans in a Candy Bowl is a Skill Game
One woman was able to use her lucky number to make herself $1,000 richer in one of the most skillful gambling competitions around. They say that there are two main ways to gamble. The first way is to play games…
Top Online Slot Games from the Movies
Let’s be honest, at one time or another, we’ve all had the odd fantasy about what it might be like to be a big Hollywood movie star. The glitz, the glamour, the fame and fortune, it could be all ours…
Groundbreaking UKIP-Turn: Kippers Start Actually Hating Foreigners
Nigel Farage is concerned that his Edgy-Rhetorical-Hobby-Club is hemorrhaging voters. So His-Most-Exalted-Joe-Blogginess has come up with a plan to stop the rot (if not the moral decay) within his Circle-Jerk-Pet-Peeve-Party:
Kim Kardashian Introduces $Rashtags on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
New York City – Kim Kardashian added comedian to her long list of professions, Friday night, in front of a sold out crowd on The Tonight Show at NBC Studios. Kardashian was joined by other celebrity guests including Michael Phelps,…
Black Friday – The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success
Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them- BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing…
William Hague: Humanitarian Liquidation for Illegitimate GQ Editorial Regime
William Hague may no longer be (Anti)Foreign(er) Minister and Vice-Viceroy of the British Humanitarian Empire™… Nor indeed, a key business strategist for IntCom Imperialist Enterprises™… Still, he has maintained his healthy, thoroughly admirable, and perfectly laudable interest of all… To…
Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving- Mostly the Rich
“I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today ’cause my boss told me too.” said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plains Walmart in…
Rupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire
In a recent interview with Glossy News, media tycoon Rupert Murdoch confessed a bit of an inside joke that has kept him smiling to himself for over 18 years – The FOX News he initially envisioned was a 24-hour news…