Author: Dave Norton

....and that's why to this day the smell of mustard makes me sprint for the nearest toilet....Oh, hi! I didn't see you there. I'm Dave. You might recognize me from such made-for-TV movies as "Why, Darnell, Why? A Story of Romance, Malt Liquor, and Restraining Orders." I'm 34 years old and a Leo. I like long walks on the beach, dinner by candlelight, and quality satire about the world around us.
Posted in Crime Strange People

George Zimmerman Loses Guns, Gains 2003 Ford F-350

 Author: Dave Norton  Published Date: January 15, 2015

George Zimmerman, best known for shooting and killing the unarmed 17 year-old African-American Trayvon Martin, was back in a Seminole County Courthouse this week, having been arrested for and summarily convicted of aggravated assault for allegedly throwing a wine bottle…

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Serial Peeping Tom “Dirty” Joe Palestine Thanks Supporters

 Author: Dave Norton  Published Date: January 12, 2015

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – In an interview with Glossy News, Middlesex Adult Corrections Facility inmate “Dirty” Joe Palestine proclaimed his innocence and announced his heartfelt appreciation for the millions of people around the world who agree that Palestine deserves his…

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Posted in Politics

Rupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire

 Author: Dave Norton  Published Date: November 28, 2014  6 Comments on Rupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire

In a recent interview with Glossy News, media tycoon Rupert Murdoch confessed a bit of an inside joke that has kept him smiling to himself for over 18 years – The FOX News he initially envisioned was a 24-hour news…

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