Donald Trump’s War Record
After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department here at Glossy News did a little digging into Trump’s own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war…
Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran
Pat Robertson is concerned at the mortal peril certain “bad folks” pose to people in the USA, and just this once, he’s not been shy to get to the root of the problem. Now, listen carefully, my dear friends. If…
NASA Pluto Probe Discovers Oddly Familiar Tabloid
Andromeda President: I don’t mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd time, within reason, but they should bloody well accept the way we do things here!!! Tearful Plutonian claims: My grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak…
Who Committed Mass Atrocities in the Balkans? (2/2)
Last time: Q: Who gets to decide what is a ‘Genocide’ or a ‘Crime Against Humanity,’ and what is merely a series of purportedly less serious war crimes or atrocities? A: Whoever has the power to do so. … It’s…
Who Committed Mass Atrocities in the Balkans? (1/2)
Quick question: Who was it that committed mass atrocities in the Balkans?
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (3/3)
Last time: “You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.” Yes, nothing like edgy German socialism to warm the cockles of one’s heart. I love a bit of Liebknecht ‘n’ Luxemburg, you know. Jezza continues: And needless to say (although the…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (2/3)
Last time: Wallace: Just change the record, man! You’re boring the arse o’ me, even if you are only a radically tendentious creation of my highly speculative fictional imagination, and not a real person. Jezza: Well, at least you still…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (1/3)
Former Trotskyist, aspiring Social Democrat & edgy Westminster parliamentarian Jeremy Corbyn has agreed to have another objective, impartial interview… This time, at notable satire outlet Glossy News. Wallace: So, we’ll play to your strengths first. Jezza: Do I have to? Wallace:…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 9
9/12/2001 – THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 9 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President,…
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption
The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular and unprofitable even for the town famous for taxing everything possible and then having the money disappear into a great…