Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)
Dynamic and charismatic political figure Tony Blair has recently made another helpful intervention, in order to clear up any confused ideas any mere ‘ordinary people’ may be stubbornly clinging to. Yes, the former Middle East peace envoy and architect of…
4K Glossy News Podcast 014 (10-26-15)
In the October 26th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)
As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion. So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to. Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1: Goering…
Chicago Cubs Lose, Cosmos Safe
In historic fashion, the curse of the Billy Goat again reared its ugly head on those Lovable Losers, the Chicago Cubs. Game four of the National League Championship Series ended with the New York Mets beating the Cubbies by the…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)
The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk. Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles. But…
Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…
4K Glossy News Podcast 013 (10-19-15)
In my October 19th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching…
Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High
WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high. “The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norman Bates, Chair…
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)
The old story continues: I AM NOT WHITE!!! Uh-uh-uhhh! I am Jeb Bush, and I’m not white. Forget it! I’m just a standard-issue regular guy, like every one of you.
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (1/2)
The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton. You know what, I want to…