Fighting Over the Birth Canal
We fought the mosquitos for the Panama Canal. Thousands died fighting over the Suez Canal and between the snakes and the Untouchables, the Ganges Canal was a nightmare. But they were nothing compared to the current hubbub surrounding the Birth…
Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big
The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as “one or more people doing more or less the same thing.” The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave…
Children’s Alphabet Book Author Struggles to Find Animal Starting with Elemeno
C is for cat and E is for elephant. Every young child in the English-speaking world knows these two basic facts, thanks to the rhymes and illustrations of children’s alphabet books. However, it turns out, according to author Alfred Labette,…
Immigration- For Once I Actually Agree With Something Trump Says.
Strange days indeed!- I actually agree with Trump on something. First off, build that damn wall!!!!! 11 million Hispanics are living illegally in the U.S. and they have the cheek to insist that they are justified in doing so? Wrong!…
How our Mockumentary is Really Made (Video Exclusive)
If you’ve seen this channel, you know me, Bobby Joe, the voice of the popular “How REALLY Do” series. Well good news, they’re making a documentary all about me, my life, and my rise to fame as the voice of…
Witnesses Spot Roger Goodell Fleeing Stadium With #12 Jersey
When the confetti finally settled in Houston’s NRG Stadium Sunday night, Patriots quarterback and Super Bowl LI MVP noted something was amiss. It seemed in the excitement, an unknown perpetrator made off with a sweat stained, body odor drenched, torn…
Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake news sources like CNN, The…
Tom Brady’s Cheekbones Now Undeniably the Greatest in NFL History
In a stunning comeback that saw records set for the most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback, most passing yards in a Super Bowl, most times as Super Bowl MVP, most catches from a single receiver in the Super Bowl,…
When They Go Low, I Go High (President Obama is Having a Pretty Chill Retirement)
chrisvila.com @vilachumley Our correspondent, Don Lemon of CNN, caught up with the former President Barack Obama in his first interview since Donald Trump took office. Don Lemon: What have you been up to these past few weeks, Barack? Obama: Look…
World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies
Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead…