The Pleasure Police Want to Know About the Offenders Against Erotic Bliss
Do you know someone who isn’t getting enough sex? Are your neighbors staying up all night talking, instead of getting down and dirty?
Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)
Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.” Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would…
Hey White People! These are Things Y’All Need To Do Better (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost, Part 2)
History History? Y’all are so busy trying to work out the ‘facts,’ that you got no time to work out the truth. Priorities, white people! Funny how, when people search for facts, you always end up getting partisan bullshit; while…
Hey White People! These are Things Y’All Need To Do Better (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost, Part 1)
Well hi there, people of white extraction! Have you had a good condescending, uninformed ‘splain to some poor schmuck on Medium right now? Well, it’s about time y’all shut up, and started listening to me instead. Now, I know you…
Trump Typos Due to Staff Killing Spell Check: “He Can’t Handle the Criticism!”
White House insiders have suggested that Trump’s many embarrassing typos are not the result of his stupidity or lack of access to technology, but because Maggie Jaakobson, an intern in her third week, was instructed to turn off the spell…
Love, Loss & Inner Freedom: Three Beautiful Meditations
SOUL EXPERIMENT If you’re on the edge of a volcano, you can see the steaming and the bubbles, and you suddenly realize you’re being held by the collar… What will you do? Scream at them to let you go? Or…
Feeble & Unstable: An Ode To Theresa May’s Weak & Wobbly Brexit!
Theresa the Appeaser No Brussels lout could ever Dare corrupt and sleaze ‘er There was no reason to fill her pockets, darkly
Do Not Become What You Fear: Vote No / Save the 8th Must Not Surrender the Moral High Ground!
Let’s not forget: the need to keep the moral high ground is not the same as the fact of being morally superior. We mustn’t respond to bad ideas or ideals with hatred or condemnation for the person. We have to…
Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!
Most of you will have seen the recent scandal where the police shot an unarmed black man multiple times in the back while he was standing in his own grandmother’s back yard, holding a cell phone that officers mistook for…
New Study Finds That Punching Walls Hurts Your Hand
A new study by the Center for National Studies has found that people who punch walls are likely to hurt their hands. This breakthrough research took the scientific community by surprise as it was previously believed that punching a hard,…