Category: Politics
Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.”
Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion…
Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years
Unless you’re in a coma – or your name is Baron Trump – you’ve no doubt heard about Michael Wolff’s bombshell tell-all book, FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. On its release day, F&F sold out in…
Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation
Is the Trump Boom actually a thing? Or is it just fake news? It turns out that the Trump boom is not all it seems.
Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say
WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…
Wacky Friends Parodies IV: UKIP
Some controversial UK right-wing populists have ended up being the subject of some Friends parodies on YouTube. Intentionally or not, some of these videos seem to play into the whole ‘who would you actually have a beer with?’ persona of…
Nelly Parody (Only Just a Democrat Dream)
I was thinking ’bout Hill and the DNC Thinking ’bout the POTUS, who it gonna be?
Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:
Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face
Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate…
Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”
WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd. A liberal umbrella group called the Coalition for an Integrated America (CIA) held a rally yesterday in Lafayette Square near the White House, protesting Donald Trump’s existence, and…