Nelly Parody (Only Just a Democrat Dream)

I was thinking ’bout Hill and the DNC
Thinking ’bout the POTUS, who it gonna be?
First woman President? It was only just a dream
So I travelled back, down Benghazi
Had a bad trip, fuckin hazy
Leader of the Free World? It was only just a dream
Bill keeps diseased virgins in the attic,
But I live in the basement
Number one adulterer now craving a replacement
I swear now I can’t take it,
Knowing them hos gonna have a baby
Why nobody voted for me I can’t think
So better give my ISIS bros a ring
My lobbyists got a scare
My Balkans aircraft got shot at in the air
I’m your mother, sister, POTUS, wife
Epstein kept those bitches tied
Bernie bros claim I’m centre, right?!
I was thinking ’bout Hill and the DNC
Thinking ’bout the POTUS, who it gonna be?
First woman President? It was only just a dream
So I travelled back, down Benghazi
When I be crimin’, boys, I swear I see hot dollaz @ every turn
Tryna get my oil cash over, must let Syria burn
And I just hope you know I’m the one you gonna burn for
More and more I miss out, where’s my money?
Gave the Middle East all my lovin’, awaitin’ payback honey!
Now I’m in the bar thinking all about them burning babies
Brown kids ain’t they just collateral damage
But wait, I guess I’m crazier than Miscavige
I wish Bill would just stop tapping on that phone
If he’s not careful, he’ll be dead broke, living on his own
What’s my decision? I wanna get my war on!
Cause pinko treason’s wrong…

By C-SPAN – http://www.c-span.org/video/?328699-1/hillary-clinton-testimony-house-select-committee-benghazi-part-1, Public Domain, Link

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