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A Satire on a Free Bus Ride in Karachi
A Satire on a Bus Ride in Karachi A BUS RIDE: My funny experience! By Rafiq Ebrahim. rafiq.ebrahim#gmail.com Twitter handle #faisfaiz (Replace # with @). Just to get a taste of the good old days, I got an urge to…
Glossy News Satire are Getting There! Join the Comic Revolution!
Our amazing non-partisan humor site, Glossy News Satire, is through the first part and most technologically disruptive part of our site renovation: apologies for the disruption! Any internal disagreements in the site are on the verge of being resolved now….
Trump & Biden Fans Provide Amazing Tinder Guide for Pros!
Unhinged randy Kool Aid bandits Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden have decided to bury their proverbial/Freudian hatchets, although probably not in each others backs at least! Here is their hysterically intelligent and flamboyantly hi-energy guide to Tinder seduction. No…
Billy Bragg & Boris: Latest Song Parody Unites the Right & Left!
I may be an Eton toff peddling lard and vaseline But now I’m full of vanilla sherbet and the only way I see Is to make sure I make a killing of all who oppose my party line And ban…
Tyrant Rising… Trump Primes Little Red Button on America’s Minorities!
There is a common tendency to misguidedly give Trump the benefit of the doubt on gender and sexual minorities (GSM), as some people think he is simply going to curb the worst excesses of minority activism (like giving 5 year…
Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris
Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…
What can you bet on in the Super Bowl?
It’s that time of year again when sports fans gather for the annual extravaganza that is the Super Bowl. This year, there’s an added element to the entertainment thanks to the widespread legalization of sports betting, which means that more…
National Weather Service Issues Rare Shitter Warning
Washington, DC- On Friday night, Louis W. Uccellini, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Assistant Administrator for Weather Services(NOAAA for WS), and Director of the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a rare warning on Shitter, predicting heavy Virtual Shit Storms for all social media platforms on Saturday.
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When TRUE Love Waits? Addicts Need Care, Not Reckless Eroticism
True love always desires the blessedness of the other, and does not carelessly harm oneself and the one one loves in order to somehow avert harm. Someone who lacks the patience to be a friend to someone they care about in their darkest hour will never have the commitment to show an even deeper love.