Category: Top Stories
Due to Cowardice, U.S. senators Forced to Spell Title w/ Small ‘s’
Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small ‘s’ in…
Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. Luckily, there are people in this world that can step in at a moment’s notice and fill her shoes quite nicely. The North…
Sequester: Museum to Open for Just 5 Minutes a Week
INDIANAPOLIS – The Indianapolis Museum of Art (IMA) has announced plans to scale back its opening times, insisting that from August 1st it will only open to the public 5 minutes a week. According to museum CEO Maxwell L. Anderson,…
Controversy as Democratic Party Changes Name
In an effort to attract the more diverse crop of voters and political revolutionaries emerging in President Obama’s second term, Democrat leaders announced early Wednesday that their party’s name will be changed to “Socialist-Liberal-Progressive-Democrat-Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Party for Pansexual and Botox Patient…
Don’t assume the Marathon bomber was a white Christian
During periods when we understandably react emotionally to an abominable act of terror like the Boston Marathon bombing, it is important not to make hasty assumptions based upon stereotypes. It is, for example, easy to assume that the perpetrators might…
California Bans Lighters, Matches
In an effort to cut down on arson and cigarette smoking, the California legislature unanimously approved a measure to ban the use, sale and/or distribution of “lighters, matches and other forms of portable incendiary devices”. “Cigarettes and flammable tobacco products…
ExxonMobil Assures Oil Spill Will Actually Help Water, Fish and Birds
An ExxonMobil Spokesman, Patrick Mcginn, met with reporters at a press conference today to respond to questions about the oil spill in Mayflower, Arkansas. Asked what position he held in the company, Mr. McGinn responded, “Spokesman”. “Of course you’re the…
My Take on the Tragic Boston Marathon Massacre
It’s rare we break from comedy, but special circumstances prevail. Scroll down to see the graphic. Don’t despair that there are a handful of psychopaths in the world, but take comfort in knowing they are out-manned and out numbered by…
Scandal: Obama-Hollande Love Affair Leaked
Paris and Washington have become embroiled in scandal after a set of romantic correspondences between presidents Francois Hollande and Barack Obama were leaked to the press. The letters detail a passionate, and at times even steamy fusion of love across…
Breaking News: Ayatollah Converts to Judaism
TEHRAN – Millions of Iranians have been left dumbfounded after the Ayatollah Khomeini announced his conversion to Judaism. News agencies in Iran say the Supreme Leader underwent his change of faiths early Wednesday and chose to make an announcement only…