Category: Top Stories
Section 28ers Suffer Backdoor Infiltration: ‘Trot Entryist’ Conspiracy
The gay-bashing sub-Bullington-Boys caucus, the UK’s hetero-supremacist Section 28 caucus, have found themselves in a sticky situation. But this time, it isn’t because a handful of London cabinet ministers and active participants in the scandalous London culture of sexual politics,…
A German Farmer Hears A Knock Upon His Door Early One Morning
A German farmer hears a knock upon his door early one morning. Upon opening it he is greeted by the sight of a bedraggled immigrant family outside with a number of children. They are wearing tattered and torn clothes native…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 13
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 13 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made…
A Deeper Look Is Needed – The Immigrant Problem
There is a failure in our modern media to take a deeper look at the roots of the problems that ours and other societies are facing in the world. At present a huge wave of immigrants are racing across the…
Glossy News Soccer, um, Football Round-up (2/2)
Football Legend Self-styled, very much self-stylish, and scandalously glossy-cape-porting Caliph Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi has made thinking about football, dreaming about football, or otherwise being remotely aware of the historical existence of football, an unforgivable and inexcusable hate crime against The…
Glossy News Soccer, um, Football Round-up (1/2)
The new season has already started over here, so time to take a more politically-conscious eye at the footballing world.
Donald Trump Thanks Glossy News for Our Unwavering Support
I recently did my bit for Donald Trump on The Spoof. But I’m continuing to support him by reprinting my article here! You’ll see in a moment why I’m doing this 😉 Donald Trump has recently expressed his heartfelt gratitude…
Same Sex Jail Romance Leads to Kentucky Clerk’s Change of Heart
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis, who refused to issue gay marriage licenses and was taken into federal custody for contempt of court, has posted bond and been released after having a change of heart in jail. After experiencing what she called…
Rick Perry/Johnny Cash Article: Long-Winded Disclaimer & Non-Apology
Within seconds of publishing my article on Rick Perry as future Last Republican President and Johnny Cash Wannabe, my covert stash of hatemail, hater-mail and hateful-male-mail was inundated… With millions upon billions of complaints about what some people considered to…
Obama Renames Mount McKinley “Caitlyn”
President Obama announced this Sunday that he is officially changing the name of Mount McKinley in Alaska, to Caitlyn, via his 1, 079th executive order since taking office in 2009. The mountain formally known as McKinley, at 20,320 feet, is…