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GOP Officially Declares Moral Bankruptcy

GOP Officially Declares Moral Bankruptcy

Washington DC – Long accused of being morally corrupt by most of their critics, the GOP today filed papers in Federal court declaring moral bankruptcy to the nth degree.

Wiping back what looked to be actual tears, Senator Lindsey Graham presented judges with the legal papers to be filed. Supporting him were The Arnold, governator from CA, and Senators Arlen Specter, PA and John McCain, AZ, bringing up the rear. Continue Reading

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Palin Arrested in Pre-Dawn Raid on Wasilla

Palin Arrested in Pre-Dawn Raid on Wasilla

Following a blitzkrieg pre-dawn raid on her rural Anchorage six bedroom igloo, involving ice picks, hot air guns and a flamethrower, a Homeland Security strike force this morning arrested failed Republican VP wannabe Sarah Palin on charges of subversion, domestic terrorism and several other acts of improbity and general wickedness – including sorcery – listed in the very small print of the Patriot Act.

While accurate details of her whereabouts are still unconfirmed at this time, Continue Reading

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A Real Look into Impoverished America: drugs, Prostitution & Violence

A real look into the impoverished areas of America: their drug use, prostitution, violence… and why they happen!

Written from my own personal working experience…

It takes someone who has really hardened his or her heart to integrate into some of these impoverished areas in America and serve there — because of some of the things that he or she will see and bear witness to. Continue Reading

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Zhu Zhu Pet Toymakers in Deep Zhu Zhu

Zhu Zhu Pet Toymakers in Deep Zhu Zhu

Makers of this year’s most popular children’s toys, the Zhu Zhu Pet, are doing everything they can to avoid a recall of the toy after a report issued by Good Guide indicates that the toys contain a potentially dangerous amount of Antimony in the fur and noses of the robo-pets that can lead to poisoning in children who play with them and ingest the toxic substance by way of mouth. Continue Reading

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Country Still Thinking with Its Penis

Country Still Thinking with Its Penis

Washington DC (with reports from elsewhere) — Almost since time has been recorded, “mine’s bigger than yours”, or m-b-t-y, has been on the lips of every aggressive type-A male in the United States.

Our country’s presidents are no exception. Sometimes leading the pack of type-As out there in the quest to settle the argument once and for all. European males still solemnly claim to think with their hearts and minds as their basis of governing. Continue Reading

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Was Obama’s Youth Mobilization Campaign Truly Worthy of Media Praise?

Obama’s campus mobilization of youth for his campaign and his political agenda was so effective during his election, but is it something truly new like the media praised it to be?

During the China’s Cultural Revolution in China 文化大革命 (1966-1976), Mao used the Youth of China as the “Red Guards” to purge almost of a million intellectuals and people of power in China who defied his might and the political path he wanted China to pursue. Continue Reading

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Taliban Announces 30,000 Jihadist Surge to Match US

Taliban Announces 30,000 Jihadist Surge to Match US

President Obama today announced that in line with the Rothshite Zionist-dictated edict that the United States is not allowed a Middle East or foreign policy separate from – or in conflict with – Israel’s, he will be dispatching an additional 30,000 troops to Afghanistan to reinforce the ones those nasty Taliban keep snuffing. Continue Reading

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EU/DEFRA Devise “Stop-Farming” Ag Subsidies

EU/DEFRA Devise “Stop-Farming” Ag Subsidies

Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP
Secretary of State.
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),
Nobel House
17 Smith Square
London
SW1P 3JR 30th November 2009

Dear Secretary of State,

My friend Old McDonald, who’s family have been farmers since the dawn of time, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing 50 pigs. Continue Reading

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Shipment of Chinese Crap Raises Homeland Security Alert Level

Shipment of Chinese Crap Raises Homeland Security Alert Level

A huge influx of cheap-good laden ships from Mainland China caused Homeland Security to raise its insecurity level to the orange level today. Normally, goods coming in from China raise no terrorist alerts, but due to the present economic crisis the agency has become aware that the importing of cut-rate merchandise from the former Communist land helps to destroy the American manufacturing base. This also takes jobs away from Americans, but since they have government jobs they know they don’t need to care. Continue Reading

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Iran Declares Victory in “Art Student’s Yacht-gate”

Iran Declares Victory in “Art Student’s Yacht-gate”

The UK Foreign Office has now switched its typical slack-arsed press release from ‘actively investigating’ reports that five British yachtsmen – including their yacht – have been arrested by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard to ‘actively investigating’ reports that the five have been released. Continue Reading

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The Pursuit of Happiness (Wealth? Health? Wait for it…)

Since the dawn of time, men (and women) –- after their biological needs were met – have been searching for this illusive happiness. Mankind pursues happiness with vigor. Everyone wants it: it is even written within our constitution. As a state and a subject, happiness has been pursued and commented on extensively throughout world history. This reflects the universal importance that humans place on happiness. However, even as we universally looking for happiness, our philosophies on how to get there diverge. Some people believe that happiness resides in money. Continue Reading

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Why Organized Religion Needs to Stand Aside Sometimes

Why Organized Religion needs to stand aside sometimes to make spiritual room for personal experiences to shape the existential perception of God through his/her personal journey called life.

The question of God is an eternal mystery for mankind — with inquires that begun since men’s humble days in the cave. Many theologians will describe God as beyond words and concepts that must be directly experienced through intuition, mysticism, and revelation. Continue Reading

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Obama Unveils Big Brother/Big Sister Buddy Plan

Obama Unveils Big Brother/Big Sister Buddy Plan

The White House – Americans are being asked to team up and pool their resources to further stem the tide of inflation and allow everyone a better chance of getting back on their feet. President Obama, over the weekend, issued a statement regarding his “Buddy Breaks” initiative. Continue Reading

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Uninvited White House Guests and the Snuggie

Uninvited White House Guests and the Snuggie

WASHINGTON – By now everyone has seen the news on the Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who slipped into the White House state dinner on Tuesday night.

The Secret Service learned about the incident on Wednesday after media inquiries about the couple prompted an investigation. Upon investigating, government authorities learned that the couple was not on the guest list, but yet somehow made it pass the Secret Service checkpoints. To add insult to injury, the couple had their photograph taken with President Obama. Continue Reading

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Why Do We Still Need Homeland Security in America?

Despite of all the controversy, bureaucratic waste of money, and the violation of personal rights, privacy, dignity, and freedom, why do we still need Homeland Security in America?

“Every year, 475 million people, 125 million vehicles, and 21 million import shipments come into our country at 3,700 terminals in 301 entry ports. It takes 5 hours to inspect a fully loaded 40 foot shipping container. More than 5 million of them enter each year. Continue Reading

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TMZ Reveals Michaele Salahi and Ann Coulter Sisters

TMZ Reveals Michaele Salahi and Ann Coulter Sisters

A junior reporter for the bi-monthly socialite newspaper, Washington Society News, while doing research on the backgrounds of Michaele and Tareq Salahi, has uncovered a most interesting fact, which will run tomorrow on TMZ. Michaele Salahi and syndicated columnist and all-around bad ass, Ann Coulter, may be sisters. Born Michelle Ann Holt, it is believed that Michaele and Ann may share the same mother. Continue Reading

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