Category: Top Stories
Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (1/2)
The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton. You know what, I want to…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 15 The Fault Lines of Washington
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED The Fault Lines of Washington Part 15 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney,…
Assad Needs To be Taken Out Now
There are Syrian refugees risking their lives fleeing to the shores of Greece and overrunning every country between their homeland and Germany. Many of those staying behind are being brutally murdered and maimed in their own homes and streets. The…
American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader
Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit: Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction. This headline has nothing whatsoever to do…
Doctors Without Borders Invests in Body Armor, Bunkers
The medical charity Doctors Without Borders is stocking up on body armor, underground bunkers, and armored vehicles. It’s unusual for the group of volunteer doctors to take such measures, but recent attacks by the United States have made it necessary….
Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight
Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing all of the Mideast and Europe. Depression had set in due to the difficulties that had arisen…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 14
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 14 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made…
GOP God Caucus ‘Patti Smith Cover’ Proves Riot Grrrl Credentials
The GOP’s God Caucus, not to be confused with the voluminous and highly visible, achingly secular GOP majority (about 99% or so!), are keen to prove their feminist credentials once more. Still, up to now, all their other highly conspicuous…
LBJ’s Human Rights Lecture to Glossy News Readers
Hey, everybody! It’s yer best buddy Jumbo Johnson here! Everybody loves a bit of good old NON-GOVERNMENTAL Human Rights Organization shit, huh? That’s right, bitches! Time for one damn fine bit of unpatriotic pinko analysis of the notable patriotic human…
‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No, Says Republican Congressman
Dennis Ladel, a Republican congressman from central Arkansas, says Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’. The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church opposition on gay civil unions, contraception and…