Category: Top Stories
Man Discovers Awful Truth, Shames Mass Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. 2017—Gerald Humphrey’s profound discovery began when he realized the American mainstream media’s treatment of Donald Trump’s Republican campaign for the presidency contrasted sharply with reality. “CNN, the Associated Press, the New York Times, and all the other major…
Mother with Son ‘Bit Rough Around the Edges’ Endorses Hillary
Some are saying that the choice between Clinton and Trump really is an impossible one. An orange hued racist demagogue versus a blonde haired, blue eyed creepy Aryan interventionist. However, proud Mum Cabernet-Sauvignon Baxter of Brixton, London has just done…
Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy
Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow…
Another Political First – The First VP Candidate named TIM
Hello. Tim Jones here. This presidential election year is historic in several ways. It is the first time in US history that: • a woman has been nominated by a major political party as their presidential candidate • a major…
Breaking News: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump
[Author’s Note: Tim Jones of the news website Glossy News, in an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, asked the presidential candidate to clarify his claim that President Obama was the “Founder of Isis.” Below is an excerpt from this revealing…
Yorkshire Icepick Weekend: 6 Interesting Things I Learned from the Hyde Park Trots
Here are several hilarious scientific-socialite shitticisms I learned not so long ago from the Hyde Park Radical Hipster Kool-Aid Community of Yorkshire. (By the way, before you ask, yes: they were all bitter, middle aged white boys with a massive,…
Donald Trump will lose Bigly in November (by the numbers): Video
The fans and haters demanded it, so here’s another fact-based analysis of why Donald Trump will lose, and lose BIGLY in November. (Scroll down for comments from YouTube.) I’m not going on feelings or impressions, but the analytics provided by…
Rfreed’s Novel: 9/12/2001
This is a book review of Rfreed’s novel ‘9/12/2001.’ Full disclosure: Rfreed and I have both published prolifically here at Glossy News. The novel has been serialized, whether as a whole or in part, at Glossy News AND Neocon Surveillance. Eventually,…
“To be Finished Would be a Relief”: Solving the Mystery of Cameron’s Resignation Song
The end of David Cameron’s tenure as Prime Minister was a hectic one to say the least. With the country practically imploding after Brexit, Cameron had to take the blame for the emerging crisis. But when Cameron started humming a…
Trump University Fall 2016 Courses
The Trump University Promise At Trump University success is what it’s all about. Trump U is about a lot of things – but above all, how you can be successful by helping me become even more successful by enrolling in…