Category: Biz News
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.
Should Satirists Use Patreon? Yes, But There’s a Caveat!
So, here we are then! The immortal question! Patreon: yea or nay? I’m definitely a ‘yea.’ Patreon is a great website. It has its constructive critics, as well as its defenders. However, please be aware that depending on the character…
Ghost of PT Barnum Watches Screener of ‘The Greatest Showman,’ Commits to Haunting Hugh Jackman
Famed circus man and sensationalist P.T. Barnum was resurrected last week, coughing and spitting as he was reanimated from his sarcophagus, to watch a bootleg screener of “The Greatest Showman” starring Hugh Wolverine. To say he wasn’t impressed would be…
Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality
Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity.
“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi
Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares…
I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get
As a former gun owner, I’ve finally changed my mind on guns. Not just for myself, I grew out of that years ago, but for everyone. For years I’ve said we need to meet the staunch pro-gun guys halfway. But…
Sports Stars – Does Payment Reflect Performance?
The transfer of Neymar from Barcelona to Paris Saint-Germain for a world record $273 million last summer heralded a new era of big-money signings in sport.
Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds
Are you growing your own cannabis? If you are – then you will know there is nothing more rewarding than growing your own seeds too. We’ve put together some handy tips as to how you can make seeds on isolated…
Should Satirists Consider Fiverr or Not?
It’s only fair to say that despite persistent bitching and grievancemongering to the contrary, the gig economy services website Fiverr is actually quite a good way of boosting your income. Indeed, as with Patreon, some people have gone much further…
Hundreds of Slaves Rescued from IKEA Mines in Svooolsbaaard Mountains
In a sunrise raid in Sweden, which in fairness is about 4 hours long this time of year, UNPOL officers (not to be confused with Unipol) rescued dozens of blonde teenagers from the IKEA mines (not to be confused with…