Category: Sportsfolk
Trump’s War with American Sports Shows no Sign of Abating
Do sport and politics mix? As far as the NFL and the NBA are concerned, the question is a moot point, as their ongoing acrimonious relationship between the most high-profile American sports and President Trump continues to simmer.
Cutesy Football / Soccer Manager Roy Hodgson Stands Up for Kim Jong Un
Alex Ferguson and Kim Jong Un. One is a vicious dictator from the frozen wastes up North who is utterly brutal to friend and foe alike. The other… Oh wait sorry, it’s Roy today isn’t it?!
UK Government’s “Sport For Everyone” Initiative Celebrates Success
Karen Bradley, the UK Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, today celebrated the success of the government’s ‘Sport for Everyone’ initiative with a reception at Westminster.
Andy Tate & Louis Van Gaal Respond to Latest Glazer Improvements of Man United
Last time, we told yer all about t’ Glazer family’s shoddy attempts t’ finally sort out United and make ’em all ‘bright, clean & nice-looking guys.’ But ‘ow has this news been received, eh? Andy Tate rants: Avram Glazer, yer…
Harry Redknapp’s Resounding Victory over Twitter Trolls
Former rugby legend Bucky Guinstella has begun his long march out of the sporting wilderness, and has embarked upon a new literary career as a Twitter troll. However, the joke seems to be on him, and he is not having much…
Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test
When MLB teams acquire new players they expect their very best and this MLB offseason has featured an almost overwhelming amount of moves as teams try to upgrade their rosters and shift their focus in a new direction. Since Ichiro…
St. Louis Rams Cut Michael Sam for Being “Not Gay Enough”
ST. LOUIS – In a statement released today by St. Louis Rams Head Coach Jeff Fischer, defensive end Michael Sam did not make the latest round of roster cuts because of his apparent lack of homosexual tendencies. “Honestly, as a…
Hillary is Not Bad at Basketball… Period. But She WILL be President!
Rachel Maddow of the left-leaning news network MSNBC has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript:
Tony Stewart Kills Fellow Driver, Boosting NASCAR Ratings
Saturday night NASCAR icon Tony Stewart single-handedly quadrupled NASCAR’s slumping television ratings when he hit and killed Kevin Ward Jr in a Sprint Car race at Canandaigua Motorsports Park in upstate New York. Ward, 20, had been run into the…
Billy Beane in attempted trade for Trout: “F*** it”
ANAHEIM – This morning, general manager Billy Beane of the Oakland Athletics attempted the trade of a lifetime. Jerry Dipoto, GM of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, tells source that Beane contacted him in the early hours of the…