Author: Zachary Ellis
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MLB Commissioner Admits He’s “Never Watched Full [Baseball] Game”
Author: Zachary Ellis Published Date: August 11, 2014
NEW YORK – Bud Selig, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, admitted today to a stunned press conference that he has never before watched an entire game of baseball. “It’s just so slow,” confessed the incumbent commissioner of now 22 years….
Billy Beane in attempted trade for Trout: “F*** it”
Author: Zachary Ellis Published Date: August 10, 2014
ANAHEIM – This morning, general manager Billy Beane of the Oakland Athletics attempted the trade of a lifetime. Jerry Dipoto, GM of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, tells source that Beane contacted him in the early hours of the…