Category: Sports
New Lakers Stars Learn How to Pass the Ball to Kobe
Los Angeles, California- As the Olympic hype dies down and the Lakers’ newest acquisitions begin training for the upcoming season, all players seem to be eager to learn how to pass the ball to Kobe. The two biggest new comers…
Post-season Baseball Starts, If Any One Even Cares
Somewhere- The baseball post season is starting despite weak attendance and poor ratings. Team owners and players insist people still care, even with the lack of attention. Some teams are playing in some places for the World Series. Recently, Major…
Paralympians Are People Too
Thanks to the Paralympics, disabled people are now being viewed as actual people, according to the worldwide media. In hopes to change attitudes towards those with disabilities, the IOC, the International Olympic Committee, have decided to hold the Paralympics in…
Six Significant Sporting Bans for Lance Armstrong
Now that Lance Armstrong has been officially banned from “Sport” for life by the USADA, Glossynews with the help of WikiLeaks has uncovered associated bans in the fine print. While Armstrong still maintains the USADA power to enforce the ban…
NFL TV Rights Sold… Are You Twitter for Some Football?
In a move that surprised few, the broadcast rights for the 2013-2015 seasons of the National Football League (NFL) have been sold to a non-television entity. What was a surprise, however, is that the broadcast rights have been sold to…
Crowd Accused of Lifting Mo Farah Over the Finish Line
An appeal has been made to the IOC to strip British runner Mo Farah of his gold medal as accusations of cheating sore higher than the elation of the athlete. Mo Farah became the first British athlete to win a…
Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze
With the Olympics winding down, we have one last picture we need to really get out there. And this one is a Caption Contest. Post your headline or caption for this story below and we’ll see who posts the best…
Olympic Gold Medalist Mary Lou Retton Talks Leotards, Medals & Drugs
This week, GlossyNews.com sat down with former gymnast and Olympic gold medalist, Mary Lou Retton to get her thoughts on a variety of issues ahead of the Olympics in London. Here’s how it all went down. GLOSSYNEWS.COM: Welcome, Mary Lou….
Cowardly Lion Refuses to Return Medal Following Steroid Accusation
(AP-OZ)–The Cowardly Lion, who gained worldwide fame for a rescuing a Kansas teen from The Wicked Witch, has allegedly tested positive for anabolic steroids and a Human Growth Hormone known as LGH. A spokesman for the Wizard of Oz told…
Report: Team USA Outsourcing 30% of Its Medals to China
LONDON – Reaching a mutual agreement with overseas executives Tuesday, The United States Olympic Committee has thrashed out a deal that will see 30% of Team USA’s Olympic medals outsourced to China. The deal was first brought into the public…