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Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze

Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze

With the Olympics winding down, we have one last picture we need to really get out there.

And this one is a Caption Contest. Post your headline or caption for this story below and we’ll see who posts the best one.

Click the image at right to see it full-size… well, not FULL size, but… well, you know what we mean.

So what’s your caption?

Please post your headline or caption in the comments below. We’ll leave the options open for at least three days, but after that, we’ll just have to shut it down.


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Bob van der Valk is a Petroleum Industry Consultant with over 50 years of experience in the petroleum industry living in Terry, Montana.. He is articulate and precise in his explanations of supply & demand patterns, pricing and logistics in the refining and marketing of fuel in these markets. He has been quoted by the print news media as well as on T.V. and radio. His opinions have also been solicited by government entities, besides his ongoing daily business of running large scale fuel supply and marketing operations for his clients.


12 Responses to “Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze”

  1. AlexJ1410 says:

    Take a look at “THIS” guy (pointing)

  2. Beth Hanley says:

    Imagine what I’d look like if I got the gold

  3. Dave Martin says:

    “Where’s our coxswain when I really need him?”

  4. Bee says:

    Wedding Confusion when Bridesmaids Turn Up In Shorts. And Are Men.

  5. Marshall says:

    Need another rudder?

  6. Dan H. says:

    These Chinese-made swim trunks really show off my thunder.

  7. Brian K. White says:

    The schlong and winding road…

  8. Jeremy Onesome says:

    Go big THEN go home.

  9. Kilroy says:

    Olympian gives birth to baby elephant on live television. Film at 9:00.

  10. Brian K. White says:

    So that’s North-by-Northwest, right?

  11. Badlands Bob says:

    Beth Hanley is the winner of out caption contest. Full disclosure – Brian White was disqualified for this contest as he is the originator and editor of the Glossy News web site. Nice try Brian. Next time use a different picture and sign in email.

  12. Kilroy says:

    I was robbed….well, maybe not. Congrats Beth.
    Now excuse me whilst I drown in my own tears.


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