Category: Sports
Prison Medical Request Denied by Sandusky Judge During Sentencing
Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky submitted by his defense team upon sentencing this week. Sandusky’s recent conviction of 45 counts of serial child molestation and subsequent…
London Forgets Sports
A recent survey has shown that the people of London have forgotten what sport is, now that the Olympics are over. In a poll, conducted by the British Sports Council, participants were asked simple questions such as “What is basket…
Madden Players Association in Heated Lockout
GREENVILLE, NC – Sports media has covered many lockouts over the years, but have yet to address the major Madden ’13 lockout that is intensifying in many homes across the country. The lockout occurred after EA sports stopped providing catered…
Victory a Result of Man Shouting ‘Go Colts’ at TV
INDIANAPOLIS – The Indianapolis Colts secured a hard-earned victory against the Minnesota Vikings on Week 2 of the new NFL season Sunday, attributing their victory to local man Justin Thacker, who persistently yelled “go Colts” at his television screen throughout…
All 15 Fans of Hockey Lament over Lockout
NEW YORK- The NHL lockout, well within its second week, has left most sports fans uninterrupted, except for the few that consider themselves a fan of hockey. Although sources indicate that hockey is popular in other countries, it has never…
Regular NFL Refs Die From Shock After Being Cheered
Baltimore, MD – NFL players, coaches, and fans were stunned when all seven officials died from apparent shock after receiving a standing ovation and roaring cheers for returning to their first game after a four month long lockout. The chaos…
Andrew Luck Relishing Challenge of Outgrowing the Colts
INDIANAPOLIS – Speaking ahead of Sunday’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, prospective new quarterback Andrew Luck insisted he is really enjoying the challenge of following in the footsteps of Peyton Manning and to one day outgrow The Indianapolis Colts. Saying…
Replacement Refs Replace Rules of Football
NEW YORK- Replacement referees, locked out referees, and team owners sat down on Monday to discuss disagreements that have arose over the first three weeks of the season. Sunday’s schedule was an outstanding example of just how creative the liberties…
NFL Addresses Fan Discontent by Hiring Replacement Refs from Foot Locker
The National Football League is taking decisive action in response to complaints about horrendously bad officiating by the replacement referees, who were brought in due to the lockout of referees by the league. The move is the culmination of events…
Was Romney’s Horse on Steroids at the London Olympics?
It’s now less than two months until the 2012 presidential election. The field of candidates has been whittled down to the Final 13. The short list includes several impressive independent candidates, like Robert Burck, better known to New Yorkers as…