Category: Travel
Crashed Military Jungle Pilot Unfound, FAA Blames Pilot Fatigues
WASHINGTON — Following an investigation into the crash and subsequent disappearance of U.S. Air Force Captain Wilbur “Willie” Rong during a non-combat mission somewhere over the Congo in Central Africa, the FAA has concluded that while the cause of the…
North/South Korea Talks Falter, Cancel Family Reunion
High level negotiations establishing a reunion for separated families in North and South Korea broke down Wednesday over a miscommunication on venue. After several weeks it was believed representatives had agreed to hold the event at Disney World this August…
Tea Party Calls for Deportation Of Illegal South African Minors
In a rare show of solidarity, three major Tea Party groups have come together and issued a joint statement calling for the arrest and deportation of illegal minors in South Africa. “Illegals are law breaking free loaders who steal jobs…
Royal Caribbean Granted Special Status by the CDC
Atlanta, GA – Royal Caribbean Cruise Line announced today that its cruise ships have been granted special status as “National Centers For Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases” by the Atlanta based US health authority Centers for Disease Control (CDC). Royal…
New Dogfish Head Brew a Blatz from the Past
Delaware based brewery Dogfish Head has released the newest in its Ancient Ale Series to mixed reviews. Dogfish Head first re-created Midas Touch from residue found on 2700 year old pottery fragments discovered in a tomb in Turkey. And after…
Kayak.com Now Offering Tropical Vacations to North Pole
NP-40 DRIFTING ICE STATION, NORTH POLE — Travel-discount website Kayak.com recently launched a new promotional package featuring an all-inclusive, tropical vacation to the North Pole, sources report. According to the website’s homepage, the promotional package offers a six day, five…
TSA Agent Impregnates Passenger
In news which may come as a huge shock to frequent flyers in the United States, Leanne Ackerman, 28, was somehow accidentally impregnated by a TSA agent of the same gender during an enhanced security pat-down, popularly known as the…
Child Dodges Trip to National Park
Eleven-year-old Ted Ews has narrowly avoided having to go on a Sunday outing with his family to Big Bend National Park, in Texas. “No,” he shouted, stomping his foot, when his father, Barry, first voiced the idea during dinner the…
Indiana Fails to Make Top 50 ‘Most Interesting States In the Union’
INDIANAPOLIS – Following a year-long study by the United States Census Bureau, the state of Indiana found itself just missing out on a top fifty position in a list of the most interesting states in the union Saturday. Despite having…
Delta Passenger Relieved Pilot Named Wendell
THE SKY—While onboard Delta flight 326 field sales representative and coach passenger Herman Adler reported the fact that he experienced a feeling of relief upon learning that the pilot’s name was Wendell. “Sounds like a level-headed guy,” said Adler. Adler…