North/South Korea Talks Falter, Cancel Family Reunion

High level negotiations establishing a reunion for separated families in North and South Korea broke down Wednesday over a miscommunication on venue.

After several weeks it was believed representatives had agreed to hold the event at Disney World this August and included a talent show, karaoke and a Korean War reenactment for children under 12.

However, North Korean diplomats balked when the South Korean delegates consistently mentioned Orlando Florida.

“We thought they said Dennis World and would take place at Mr. Rodman’s house in Newport Beach California” said one diplomat.

“Orlando is out, who goes to Florida in the summer? We would be willing to reopen discussions if South Korea agrees to hold it on a Dennis Cruise.”

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