Category: Strange People
Mother of World’s Hairiest Baby Hospitalized
A 36 year-old woman is undergoing psychiatric testing after it was discovered that she was unaware that the child she had been pushing around in a pram for the last 5 years was in fact a dog. The dog, known…
Vice-President Biden Begins Doping for Debate
Last week the big news for the 2012 presidential election was the worse-than-expected performance of President Obama in his match-up with former Governor, and Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Although Obama was able to firmly demonstrate that he did have…
GlossyNews Finds Man Who’s Never Heard of Obama or Romney
(GlossyNews) — Deep in the swamps of Louisiana, reporters for GlossyNews have discovered a man who has never heard of either presidential candidate. He is believed to be the last of his kind. Inviting the curious journalists inside his spacious…
Protesting Pakistani Street Mob ‘Pranked’ by CIA Trick
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan, hundreds of protestors are feeling really stupid after a CIA infiltrator set them up…
PETA Slams Huge Rise in “Goldfish Mills”
Natalie Klad, PETA Spokesman of the Greater Cincinnati area, says irresponsible and/or incompetent goldfish owners are contributing to the rise of unwanted goldfish overcrowding animal shelters across the country. “I believe we all know what happens when you allow unprotected…
Never Trust a Fart
A wife returned home from work to find that her husband had become a victim of skid marks in his under garments yesterday evening, after he trusted a fart and allowed it to access the living room. The incident happened…
Wife Suspects Affair After Sandwich Filling Change
A wife and mother of three grown-up children was left in deep shock yesterday morning after her husband changed his sandwich filling after 12 years. Michigan resident Margaret Beesteak rose to her alarm at 7am, as usual, to find her…
Waiter? There’s A Hair in Her Armpit
Shock swept across Orange County when a woman at a café lifted her arm to ask for the bill and revealed she had armpit hair. It is unknown how the woman acquired the hair and as to whether it was…
New Karl Rove Infomercial: “Weaseling Your Way To Success”
Greetings fellow Americans – Are you one of the downtrodden ones who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you how you can break out of the bad luck…
Who Gives a Wiki?
A recent poll has shown that over 95% of the world population neither knows nor cares about the site ‘wikileaks’ In research carried out by the ‘Blue Sky Black Heart’ think tank has shown that nobody really cares about the…