Category: Society
New Dog Treat Introduced in Honor of Ghostbusters Reboot
St. Louis, Missouri – As the newest Ghostbusters film comes closer to fruition, more and more companies are releasing products that, in thought, will appeal to the everyday consumer who doubles as a Ghostbusterian. The latest household name to join…
Exclusive – An Interview With Mrs. Tsarnaev- Mother Of The Boston Bombers
Glossy – Good day, Mrs. Tsarnaev! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us. Mrs. Tsarnaev – You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig. Glossy – Um…. well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As…
Welcome to CatMatch.com
Exciting news from Match.com, the world’s largest online match-making service. Since our launch in 1995, our goal has been to help men and women find their perfect someone. To date we have found matches for several million people – and…
Guy Desperate for Job Will Take Anything That Doesn’t Make Him Question Self Worth
Jacob Ericsson is broke and about to be homeless. But he’s looking for work and will accept any offers as long as he’s not “too good” for the job. Ericsson made a plea for any and everyone to e-mail him…
Oregon Man Successfully Hides Chin from Wife
Portland, OR—The vanity of the world is reaching new heights, or should I say lows. Recently in the news, a Korean husband divorced his wife when she birthed an ugly child, an Indian woman left her husband when she discovered…
What Would Allah Do?
If the Shi’ites were fighting the Sunni’s what would Allah want? He say for them to lay down their arms and realize that they are brothers of the same faith. If a Moslem country’s leaders were demonizing other countries to…
Dangerous Animals And Situations In The Grand Canyon And How To Deal With Them.
When traveling, safety is of the utmost importance. Each year over six million people are gored to death in the Grand Canyon by cactii alone. Don’t be a statistic. Be smart… I mean, you’ll still be a statistic, technically, but…
What Happens When a Satirist Feels Uncomfortable at the Satire of Others?
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Conspiracy Theorist Denies Olive Oil is Extra Virgin
NEW YORK – Guido da Vinci had always wondered how there could so much extra virgin olive oil in supermarkets across the world. “I mean wherever I went in the world, I could find extra virgin olive oil. A lot…
College Student Sues Toyota For Tinnitus
Stevens Point, Wisconsin—Tinnitus is a condition that causes a ringing in the ears. Nearly 1 out of every 10 Americans suffer from tinnitus. Though severity of the noise is on a case-by-case basis, tinnitus has been known to cause people…