Category: Society
Vatican Ruthlessly Canonizes Ungrateful Dead Infidel
A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities… One which will almost certainly make the Church’s reputation plummet to unprecedented depths. But what is…
NRA Starts Big Push To Get Guns Into The Hands Of As Many Wackos As Possible
Realizing statistically that whenever there is a gun related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group that gun sales go up out of fear that they will be outlawed. Because of this gun manufacturers have started pushing the…
Megachurch Enterpreneur Launches Hostile Takeover of Vatican
Pope Francis has recently denounced the efforts by notable megachurch entrepreneur Merle Swaggett to buy out the Vatican and run the Church on a more modern basis: The Catholic Church has been around for a fairly long time, but there…
Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree
Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.
Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But Not Transsexual (2/2)
Time for a bit of mutual mud-slinging, entrenched opinions and the politics of disagreement as one notable satirical persona says. Or again, as another such persona says: Of course, it’s perfectly true, from one perspective, that… But the other side…
New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet
Separation of Church & State means a prison can’t tell you what to eat. They can’t force you to eat pork and, this church hopes, they cannot deny you lobster. Jails are terrible [citation needed] and inmates often do anything…
Donald Trump’s War Record
After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department here at Glossy News did a little digging into Trump’s own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war…
Pat Robertson: Gay Atheists are the Shocktroops of Iran
Pat Robertson is concerned at the mortal peril certain “bad folks” pose to people in the USA, and just this once, he’s not been shy to get to the root of the problem. Now, listen carefully, my dear friends. If…
NASA Pluto Probe Discovers Oddly Familiar Tabloid
Andromeda President: I don’t mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd time, within reason, but they should bloody well accept the way we do things here!!! Tearful Plutonian claims: My grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak…
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption
The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular and unprofitable even for the town famous for taxing everything possible and then having the money disappear into a great…