Category: Society
Scarily Innovative! ‘Clean Coal’ & ‘Safe Lead’ Head US Panel at Next Week’s UN Climate Talks
Washington, DC- Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler announced on Friday, the White House would hold a panel on clean technology during the annual U.N. climate talks in Poland next week. “We will be featuring a number of green technologies at…
Khiva, Uzbekistan: Explore this Pearl of Central Asia!
Uzbekistan is a country in Central Asia. Since it broke free of the Soviet Union in 1991, Uzbekistan has had to find its feet as an independent country, no longer under the control of others. And tourism is obviously a…
Fools’ God: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler
[The homeless old man, Rashad the Cackler is back with another rant. Enjoy as he spills his guts to passersby on a big city, American street corner.] Laugh at the homeless wreck of a man who stands before you! Wrinkle…
Revenge Of The Seth
Pre-Summer Bummer Clear, FL- “Authorities have no leads at this time, and the student body is obviously very disappointed,” Clear County Superintendent of Schools, Denise Tasker told reporters from the steps of James Marsden High School on Monday morning. “I…
SEC Announces Plans for a Human Commodity Trading Market
York, NY – US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chairman Jay Clayton, in a joint press conference with Secretary of Commerce (SOC) Wilber Ross and Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin, announced plans to allow the trading of Human Beings…
Republican’s Reverse Position on Affirmative Action to Back Controversial New Bill
Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced their support for instating Affirmative Action as a qualifier for a controversial piece of legislation, likely to be brought before congress during the lame duck sessions following the midterm elections….
Coca-Cola: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler
[Rashad, also known as the Cackler, is an old homeless man who has wandered North America for decades and is notorious for his stream of diatribes on a wide range of subjects.] ***** Where to begin when the folly and…
Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!
Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison. Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted…
OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!
We all know that racism is nothing new in human history! But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is? Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from…
Woman Strikes Back! A Modest Proposal on How to Respond to Kavanaugh, et. al
by Karene Horst That’s it. I’ve had it. I’m going on strike. Let me clarify. I’m going on a sex strike. That’s right. I’m not having sex with men anymore. You guys asked for it; this is your punishment for…