Category: Society
East Texas Town Succumbs to Old-Fashioned Steapl Chase
Raisin, TX-The East Texas town of Raisin has found itself in a predictable predicament culminating from the holier-than-thou atmosphere that often pervades small towns across the United States. When you approach Raisin, a town of 2500 that sits in a…
Death Panel Initiative Kills Trees Not People
The debate over whether advance care planning is actually another way to describe death panels is rearing its ugly head again since regulation started January 1st. The few folks who are still fuzzy on exactly what the intent of the…
GOP Blasts Don’t Ask/Tell Compromise as Sub-Fabulous
On this snowy day in our nation’s Capitol, one can feel the power of hope overtaking all vestiges of cynicism. This lame duck Congress seems to this reporter’s eyes, to be driven by a spirit of bipartisanship seldom seen in…
Shocking Truth Behind Highest Level Religious Moves Towards Social Media
THE VATICAN, ROME —BobZaguy Socio-political similarities have surfaced between the two most famous world-class conservative church leaders who publicly don’t seem to pay much mind to each other. However, two bone-shaking statements were made a few days apart by the…
Barbour to Develop Decoder Ring for 2012 Run
YAZOO CITY, MS — GlossyNews.com In preparation for announcing his intentions to run for President in 2012, Haley Barbour, Governor of Mississippi, has begun extensive development with the Ovaltine Company of the 2012 Presidential Secret Decoder, much like those in…
Smokin’ Token Miley’s Bong “Not Police Evidence,” Up for Sale
Picutres of the annoying starlet choking up on the toke bat surfaced last month, which she dismissed as representing something slightly more legal than marijuana. Yesterday, it was announced the now famous bong is up for sale. Police have assured…
Cooking with Barack: Lame Duck Stew
Even though this is called duck stew, critics of the administration are quick to point out that there is no duck involved. It is only served at this specific time of year in Washington DC. It is not to everyone’s…
Baby Boomer Planning Ap Pushes Retirement Age to 170
A new computer application available to baby boomers, who are now reaching retirement age at the rate of 10,000 a day, allows optimistic boomers to plan for an affluent retirement at the ripe old age of 170. The program allows…
Snow Miser put on ‘No Fly’ list
Mr. Snow Miser who played, well the ‘Snow Miser’, on the hit Christmas television special, The Year Without a Santa Claus, discovered to his dismay that he has been put on the TSA’s ‘No Fly’ list. Mr. Miser, who was…
Lab Results Show Hot Dogs Contain Extra Lips, No A**holes
A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and a**holes. The results indicate that…