Category: Society
Kratom for Sale for Pain
Guest post from Pott! Pain is a feeling that causes a serious hindrance to a person who wants to live a happy and peaceful life. Unfortunately, the medicines taken to relieve pain are opiates and cause various side effects and…
New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They’re Haunting Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…
NOOOOOO! World’s Philanthropists Mourn Death of Orange Kool Aid Lunatic!😢😢😢😢
After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drinks company is finally getting rid of their universally beloved mascot. There is one drink, and one drink only, that offers such…
WTF?! SEVERAL States Now Allow BUS DRIVERS TO LEGALLY MARRY COUPLES!
Yes, you got it! Several states now allow bus drivers to legally marry couples! Ideally, the couple are passengers on the bus. However, the laws do make exceptions.
WARNING! WARNING! INCELS REACH ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!
You can follow @NickVrchoticky here on Twitter. Incels, short for “involuntary celibates”, are a self-proclaimed minority, formerly known as ‘Nice Guys,’ and their species is having a crisis. No matter how hard they work, how hard they whine, or how…
Facebook Announces it Will be Closing its Doors Cos… All Facebook Accounts are FAKE ANYWAY!
Over the past six months, Facebook has removed over 3.2 billion fake accounts, following the 3 billion it removed in the six months before that. Today, they’ll be closing their doors for good because, as Suckerburger or Zuchiniburg (or whatever)…
Finnegan Died
Finnegan Died (On the occasion of the closing of Thee Coffee House, San Angelo, Texas, and the assemblage of its nostalgic friends, many of whom hadn’t been around for months. November 28, 1970). Finnegan died, as people do every once…
“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph
The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…
SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…
NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!
Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…